Guy Quotes

The weirdest thing in the world is to see some guy who is just super earnest.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'm not necessarily intimidated by really jocky guys. I can talk football with them, you know what I mean?

You guys on the white horses keep trying to save women in distress, not realizing you just end up with a distressed woman.

Patch wasn't the kind of guy mothers smiled on. He was the kind of guy they changed the house locks for.

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. "With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.

I go to goth clubs dressed as a frat guy so I can stand around and look terribly uncomfortable. At frat parties I do the same thing, but the other way around.

Even in real life, I'd rather hang out with guys.

I don't want to be Sheryl Sandberg and 'Lean In', I don't want to lean in like a guy. I want to be more. I want to be a woman and proudly a woman.

All peace-loving women shut up when they sense they have stepped onto Guy Turf. Guy Turf is a murky realm of ego and pride and chivalry and testosterone and heroism.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

I'm not a Hollywood party guy.

You guys at Fox can't seem to get your facts straight.

Great champions learn from past experiences, whether those be good or bad. A lot of times a guy needs to be knocked down before he gets up and fights.

It's that kind of choice of a woman - to go with the nice guy or the nasty guy. And I think that all women get to make that choice and they always go for the suave, nasty guy. It's a fact of life.

The evil of storytelling is you're trying to make the audience complicit in murder - 'Kill the guy! Jump him!' And then once you've done it, it's like, 'I've killed this guy, now what?

I think the world's a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn't to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right?

The bad guys dont always get punished and the good guys are not necessarily pure.

A lot of black guys always ask me, 'Did Larry Bird really play that good?' I said, 'Larry Bird is so good it's frightening.'

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

Ridley Scott obviously an iconic director, he's made some fantastic films. Obviously a very smart, very tasteful, thoughtful guy. So yeah, I'm in good shape; got Ridley Scott with The Cartel.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

Nissan is designing a car that will read the driver's mind. I already know what I'm going to do. I want a car that will read the other guy's mind.

It's not like I played a villain and everyone goes 'ugh, there's that guy again'.

I never build myself us. I let the people do that. I'm the most laid-back person, and I let them build me up. If you ask me, I say, 'I''m just a guy playin' some blues.

I got a story, ain't no moral, I let the bad guy win every now and then.

I’m a guy who doesn’t dwell on stuff. I let things roll off my shoulders.

Guy Lafleur said "Each of us has only one past but there are many futures".

I want to be real. I don't want to pose as anything. I don't want to pose as a tough guy. I don't want to pose as a nice guy.

Most single women have been in that situation where there is a silent guy in your group. You don't see him as boyfriend material. He's just there, but you know all the same people.

The way I look at humanity, I don't think there's good guys or bad guys. We're all potentially bad and potentially good.

In my older age, I've learned to take things slower, because I used to be that total-fall-in-love-after-a-day guy.

But whatever happens, when you leave London you feel like a winner because it's a great venue and it's so nice to be there with all the guys.

Frances Bellamy thought the changes spoiled the poetry of it. He was a pretty stern guy. Everybody has some sense of humor, but I don't think he had much.

Airplanes are like women - pick what you like and try to get it away from the guy who has it, then dress it out to the limit of your wallet and taste.

I'm pretty in tune with everything that happens on the PGA TOUR. Jordan Spieth is my guy. I love watching him play.

When I get to heaven I'm gonna find the guy in charge of the weather and kick his rear.

Lamplighters are the guys who manually turned on all the street lamps in London and turned them off. That was the gig in the 1930s in London.

I think that 'Family Guy' is hysterical. It's edgy and hip - and they can do whatever they want to do because it's animated and they're not limited by budget.

Watching those guys pummel each other so no one would suspect them of being weak was too much for me. Their reputations were more important than their faces.

Definition of a wanderer: a guy who's always looking beyond.

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

So what’s wrong if there happens to be one guy in the world who enjoys trying to understand you?

I'm not a comic book guy. I've never been to Comic-Con. I don't know anything about that. It's a whole different world.

You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightening bolt flashed before him.

I'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff.

But I don't know what guys I like because I haven't been out with enough to know. I'm still learning.

I'm not exactly a guy who makes new friends easily.

I think the most attractive thing for me when I meet a guy is confidence and him being comfortable in his own skin. I like someone who doesn't need approval or validation.