Guy Quotes

I think a guy who's had just the right amount of booze can sing the blues a hell of a lot better than a guy who is stone sober.

Officials are the only guys who can rob you and then get a police escort out of the stadium.

Take it from a guy: If you're in love with somebody, you will swim the stream, you will climb the mountain, you will slay the dragon. You're going to get to her somehow, some way.

A guy that throws what he intends to throw, that's the definition of a good pitcher.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

I've learned I don't like being around people too much. It's hard to stand around and make conversation with people I've learned. But I do want to be the guy that can do it easily.

Maybe one day the old guys will die off and things will change, 'cuz it's officially getting scary over here in America.

When I go out there onstage, I want to be more than just a blocky guy who waddles onto the posing platform. I want the girls to feel something.

What we need is a machine that will let us see the other guy's point of view.

For every guy, there is an opportunity to be a lot better than he thought he could be. We can't all be the star of the team, but we can be a star in our life. That's where you set your goal.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.

I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

I am trying to beat the guy sitting across from me and trying to choose the moves that are most unpleasant for him and his style.

Read about some squirrelly guy who claims that he just don't believe in fighting, and I wonder how long the rest of us can count on being free.

I'm a flamboyant type of guy, a cooler version of Liberace.

I've always been supremely confident in my abilities. But the biggest confidence boost is when the guys around you, you feel like they have confidence in you.

I don't know why I write really depressing songs. I'm a kind of melancholy guy, I suppose. But I figure I'm about normal.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

I am a boring looking guy with a common face, ugly scars and a toothy smile.

I wasn't a big guy. People thought the big guys would eat me up. But it was the other way around. I loved to fight bigger guys.

If I'm going to get hit, why let the guy who's going to hit me get the easiest and best shot? I explode into the guy who's trying to tackle me.

Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me.

The other guys, all they have to do is use their big butts and big python arms to hit homers. Me, I'm the little guy in the group. People always root for the little guy.

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

I think of myself as a guy who tries to write screenplays and now has tried to direct one. Anything more than that is meaningless and it gets in the way of being a real human being.

There are guys who want to screw around all the time, which interests me not at all. God knows we've done that, been there, and we don't want to do that any more.

I really love baseball. The guys and the game, and I love the challenge of describing things.

It makes me sick when I see a guy just stare at a loose ball and watch it go out of bounds.

In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day

If a guy doesn't work hard and doesn't play well, he can't lead anything. All he is, is a talker.

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

I've gone through guys who want to lay on their backs and play like they're full of themselves. You know, I don't care about posing. I mean look at me, do I care about posing?

I can't stand squealers, hit that guy!

You know he can’t save you, right? In the real world? That guy, right there.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

I think that just talking about what guys shouldn’t do, we got to also make sure that you can do your part to do whatever you can do to make, to try to make sure it doesn’t happen.

You can't even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his own life. Don't waste time thinking about who's most talented.

Once that bell rings you're on your own. It's just you and the other guy.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

I'm just grateful to be on this planet. I have no enemies that I know of. I'm just the guy who makes happy.

The Beatles were just four guys that loved each other. That's all they'll ever be.

You don't stay the hottest guy forever unless you're, um, Dionysus.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

Wow. The guy can make me feel stupid even when he's telling me I don't have to let him make me feel stupid.

I'm used to being efficient and a guy that can do more than the average guy can.

When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her.

One of the toughest guys in the world is Randy Couture - he is the true epitome of what a tough guy is.

I'm a big root beer guy.