Having A Baby Quotes

Having A Baby Quote of the day

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

Having babies is a blessing, not a duty.

My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby.

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself.

Somehow I am really relaxed within the chaos of having a baby - and anyone who's a mother knows it's very hard to relax, because there is so much to do and worry about!

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.

Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver.

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.

I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

I do not believe having a baby is punishment.

Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious!

The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world.

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby.

The great high of winning Wimbledon lasts for about a week. You go down in the record book, but you don't have anything tangible to hold on to. But having a baby -- there isn't any comparison.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I feel it in me like a woman having a baby, all that life churning inside me. I feel it every day; it moves, stretches, yawns. It's getting ready to be born. It knows exactly what it is.

The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely know.

As any mom knows, having a baby is an extremely creative act and to love and create a baby, it's on par with any other creative act that we could come up with.

I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You'd have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain.

The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.

I'm loving the idea of having a baby

It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby.

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down on the totem pole.

My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home, or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital.

If you don't have an idea, you can defer to someone else. It's like having a baby with someone - it's not a clone of you, but it's partly you.

Having a baby can be a scream.

Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.