Having Kids Quotes

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Everything that is worthwhile in life is scary. Choosing a school, choosing a career, getting married, having kids - all those things are scary. If it is not fearful, it is not worthwhile.

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language!

I do see myself settling down, getting married and having kids. But when I think about a family life in the future there's rarely a man involved which is kind of weird.

I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and I'm going to be a fabulously rich old maid with cute butlers and dogs.'

I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.

It's always astounded me to have succeeded at having kids. It's crazy!

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

Having kids had a big effect on me, but nothing more than when they started to get older- that really made me realize how fleeting each moment is.

Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.

I was able to be more reckless and now I still make mistakes, but having kids, you have a responsibility and these little people who are looking up to you for everything.

My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

When I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.'

Getting older and having kids, you learn how to become less serious about it all.

Everything with me is pretty close to the surface, but having kids has completely ruined my emotional equilibrium.

Having kids doesn't mean they would have taken care o you.

Being a woman in music and having kids, it's very hard to do both without neglecting one a bit.

I'd love to have a family one day. Having kids is the meaning of life and I can't wait to be a mom.

Having kids is something I want to see in my future - I hope.

My politics were really radical when I was younger, and then I moderated like everyone else does when they start having kids.

Part of me feels you can't say you were truly in love if it didn't last. If I end up getting married and having kids, that's when I'll know it's real - because it lasted.

You know, throughout the world, throughout history, when countries get rich, they stop having kids.

Everyone always says that having kids is messy and sloppy. It's true, but you as a parent have to try to bring some boundaries and control over that experience, or you'd have out-of-control kids.

Having kids is very difficult to do on your own, and it's really crazy difficult to think you're doing it as a team and to find out that you're not actually part of a team.

I haven't really made up my mind concretely about having kids.

If I had children, I would be very selfish. I wouldn't be out doing things. But by not having kids, it makes me freer to travel the world and talk about things I feel are important.

It's pretty easy to kind of lose your way. Having kids is really helpful. They kind of disabuse you of the notion of your greatness pretty quickly.

Family is hugely important to me. Having kids is the best possible way to shake off any kind of darkness that might accompany a role that you're playing.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.

We are so used to not having kids around [on Twilight] that we had to really make an effort to try and edit our language.

I want to do good work, but having kids and a life outside of that is important, too. If you don't have anybody around who loves you, then what's it all for? You're just lonely in the end.

When [the] life span of America women is approaching eighty years having kids is not going to take it up.

Having kids is something you can't always do. Kids are like lightning. You grab that lightning when you can get it.

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

You always hear people say that having kids changes everything, but you can't fully realize it until you have children yourself.

Having kids is the most innately positive thing that anyone can do.

That was the hard part of having kids: trying to be on their schedule, then fighting to get to sleep while they are sleeping.

So many people have so much trouble having kids.

Don’t have kids until you’re ready. And when you do have them, have them all the way. They aren’t like some Cadillac that you can turn back into the dealership after three years.

It’s a fool who thinks having a kid is a right, which is the biggest crock of fish heads I’ve ever heard.