Headache Quotes

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.

Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party.

It was far too cold. The second I got out I had this incredible headache, I'm just not used to it. The last time I saw snow was years and years ago.

We are not bearing our crosses every time we have a headache; an aspirin tablet will take care of that. What is meant is the trouble we would not have if we were not Christians.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

The retail industry has its own headache: it loses $16 billion a year to customers who buy clothes, wear them with the tags tucked in, and return these secondhand clothes for a full refund.

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.

If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

That's a headache waiting to happen.

Privilege is a headache, that you don't know that you don't have.

Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

Well' Francie decided, 'I guess the thing that is giving me this headache is life - and nothing else but'.

I get a headache when I hear supporters of this endless warfare complaining about the federal budget deficits. They're like arsonists complaining about the smell of smoke in the neighborhood.

I need to shop because generally, I really do style myself. It's easier to wear clothes that are true to who you are. But if it's a headache, I'll ask for help.

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

Do ants get headaches?

I could never say in the morning, "I have a headache and cannot do thus and so". Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.

I deserved the shaking and the headaches and the fact that every single time I took a breath I felt a squeezing in my chest, my heart beating even though I wished it wasn't.

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

Sometimes people start to meditate and they get a headache. It's because they're trying too hard. You're pulling in too much energy.

What can money do to console a man with a headache?

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

Did you love well what you very soon left? Come home and take me in your arms and take away this stomach ache, headache, heartache.

Popularity can be a real headache.

I've never actually seen a 3-D movie. I've seen some dailies in 3-D and it kind of gives me a headache. But it looks really cool.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

Big studio comedies are such a headache.

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had never hit those 61 homeruns... all it brought me was headaches.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

We sort of understand how painkillers work. You take one, and it reduces your headache. We don't understand how photographs work. And that, to me, is an essential problem as a practitioner.

As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.

Depression is like a headache or true love or any of those indefinable concepts. If you've never been there, you don't know what it's like until you're too far in to stop the process.

The gods have chosen to entertain me with chronic eyestrain headaches. Very poisonous episodes. So I don't do a lot of reading anymore except on tape.

It's a huge headache - the more money you have, the more hassles. I find money very uncomfortable.

His head .. it exploded. As if someone had scooped out his brains and put a hand grenade in his skull.

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!

Ow. Stop that. It hurts my brain.Isn't your brain distributed through your entire body?See why I want you to stop with the doublethink?-Sergeant Schlock & Captain Tagon

One gets ‘headaches’, because he gives headache to others.

His headache was still sitting over his right eye as if it had been nailed there.

Gratitude is the best food to start and sustain you. Hankering creates hunger, unhappiness, bellyache, headache and heartache - and often leaves a bitter taste

You may eventually decide to breakup, and that’s fine, because headaches are not cute, but at least you know you tried.

See a man as a good opportunity and that is what he becomes. See him as bad luck and he becomes your headache.

The devil will fine about your blessing and will make sure that your blessings become your headache