Hernias Quotes

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By exercising your stomach muscles, you wring out the body, you don't catch colds, you don't get cancer, you don't get hernias. Do animals get hernias? Do animals go on diets?

If any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed.

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

I've gotten hernias from drummers when they drop tempo.

If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!

If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share.

Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.