Herpes Quotes

Herpes Quote of the day

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation.

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

Kissing's no fun when you have herpes

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.

I think the philosophy in our public schools, and many other institutions today, is that a dose of God is more hazardous to your health than a dose of herpes or drugs.

Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.

Like everyone on the set has to take [herpes medication] Valtrex. We hand it out like M&Ms. Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up.

Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces.

I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes.