Hey Quotes

Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

Hey, you must be doin' good, 'cause I never hear from you.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

I smirk as Peter misses again. I can't help myself. "Hey, Peter," I say, " Remember what a target is?

Hey, is this room out of bounds?

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

I have made new friends and have many new people that I know. But hey, you will always be a special part of my heart because no one has been able to replace the space you left in it.

Hey, any team can have a bad century.

The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place.

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'

You know... the only person I really had to please after a point was the MPAA. Because Lions' Gate was like, hey, whatever you can get away with is fine, we don't care.

I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."

If I got a superpower I wouldn't say, oh, I got to get a costume and put on a mask. I would say hey, I can do something better than other people. How can I turn it into a buck?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.

Hey, every once in awhile the secondary form works better than the original but it's certainly a rarity.

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

Today I saw a guy who looked like me in a funhouse mirror. He looked at me like, Hey, that's how I look reflected in the pond!

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

When I was put in a situation where I'm going there, you have to look at the team and the possibility that hey, we can probably do some good things over there.

Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?

I was pleasantly surprised after the book came out. It was like, hey, the home team put down a nice score.

Hey, I'm serious here? Why do you have to ask me how many hits I have?

And, hey, I'm not under the illusion that everything's just going to be hunky-dory work-wise forever. I've never been under that illusion. Things could go away tomorrow.

Cancer's like the ultimate excuse. Who's gonna say, 'Oh, no, you have to show up for this one?' 'Hey, I got cancer. I can't be there.' It's the ultimate eraser.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

[T]hey stretch you on a table. Then they bid you close your eyelids, And they mask you with a napkin, And the anæsthetic reaches Hot and subtle through your being.

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!

Some things you do-or you're about to do-you can just be like, 'Hey, don't do that because it means trouble.' So I've got to back off.

Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.

Hey, thanks for stopping by," Howard said. "I'd offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we kind of have a dead girl in the living room.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

But when I came, alas, to wive, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, By swaggering could I never thrive, For the rain it raineth every day.

I'm not a Christian because I need a crutch. Hey, I need a stretcher!

Hey, we just enjoy it. I think we think we're getting the hang of this thing, you know?

Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more!

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

If e-mail had been around before the telephone was invented, people would have said, 'Hey, forget e-mail! With this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people!'.

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy, someone that knows the meaning of hey, hit the highway.

Hey, I'm a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions.

My voice right now, hey, listen. I don't know how long it's going to last.

Hey buddy, don't you be no square, if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair.

Hey, you've got the girl, I've got the picture. That's fair, right?

It wasn't like a "I know I wanted to do this," I was sort of just - I was five and my dad kinda said hey, you wanna be an actor and I said sure.

Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?