Hey Quotes

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!

[T]hey stretch you on a table. Then they bid you close your eyelids, And they mask you with a napkin, And the anæsthetic reaches Hot and subtle through your being.

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

Cancer's like the ultimate excuse. Who's gonna say, 'Oh, no, you have to show up for this one?' 'Hey, I got cancer. I can't be there.' It's the ultimate eraser.

And, hey, I'm not under the illusion that everything's just going to be hunky-dory work-wise forever. I've never been under that illusion. Things could go away tomorrow.

Hey, I'm serious here? Why do you have to ask me how many hits I have?

I was pleasantly surprised after the book came out. It was like, hey, the home team put down a nice score.

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

Hey, every once in awhile the secondary form works better than the original but it's certainly a rarity.

You know... the only person I really had to please after a point was the MPAA. Because Lions' Gate was like, hey, whatever you can get away with is fine, we don't care.

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'

Hey, any team can have a bad century.

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!

Hey sexy boy, set me free, don't be so shy, play with me My dirty boy, can't you see, you are the one for meeeee.

Lynn smacks Uriah hard in the back of the head, Christina says, “Hey Tris!” and Uriah cries, “Ow! How on earth do you make a pillow hurt, Lynn?” “My exceptional strength,” she says.

Hey, the bait is here. Get in Quebecers, get in the lobster trap, and then we'll close the door. And you'll have a referendum no matter what.

I'm trying to be like, "Hey, dude, you're super happy, this is everything you've ever dreamed of - if you don't have somebody to hold hands with right now, everything's going to be OK, bro."

I hate when a show has an age limit. Like a little tiny child is standing outside, like, 'Hey, I wanted to go but I couldn't.' That sucks.

Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'

Hey, this is it—right now!—the time when you find out who you are and what you can do. And how will you ever know if you don't try new stuff?

Hey, I'm Jeremy, and I play the baahhhssss.

Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.

I've never been the kind of person who would get up and wave my arms and scream and shout and say, 'Hey, listen to this, listen to this.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.

If I'm hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, 'Hey, why don't you go downstairs and start a new novel?'

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

This was a no-brainer, ... When it came down to it, I said to myself, Hey, you can still play, you can still play at a high level and you still enjoy playing. Why not play?

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

They say "ya gotta stay hungry"... Hey Baby...I'm just about starvin' tonight!

Hey man! Get away from me!

It deserves and warrants conversation because somebody is saying, 'Hey, this offends me,'

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.

Hey Lord... Whatever I done... Don't strike me blind for another couple ah minutes.

Hey, I wasn’t a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.

Hey, I always say: if you want a quiet life, become a monk.

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!

Hey, size works against excellence.

I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'. When she said, hey man, you crazy or somethin'?

I met some people who showed me a path in music where they were like hey, look, while yes, it can have to do with being popular and making money, it DOESN'T have to be.

Hey I think the Urban Meyer rule is in effect right now... When the going gets tough... QUIT.