Hitchhikers Guide Quotes

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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."

Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy.

Who is this god person anyway?

God's Final Message to His Creation:'We apologize for the inconvenience.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term "future perfect" has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.