Holes Quotes

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

People don't want quarter-inch drills. They want quarter-inch holes.

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.

A flute with no holes is not a flute.

People don’t want to buy a quarter-inch drill. They want to buy a quarter-inch hole!

The best craftsmanship always leaves holes and gaps... so that something that is not in the poem can creep, crawl, flash or thunder in.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

If you're digging a hole in the wrong place, making it deeper doesn't help anything.

You'd be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives and try to fit square pegs into round holes, ignoring the clear reality that Things Are As They Are.

I'm angry when we have to use state dollars to fill holes in our low-income heating assistance program because there isn't enough support from Washington.

Pigeon-holes are only comfortable for pigeons.

I have jeans with holes in them and I have nice jeans. I have casual and I have dressy jeans. I've got all kinds.

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.

I never played a perfect 18 holes. There is no such thing. I expect to make at least seven mistakes a round. Therefore, when I make a bad shot, I don't worry about it. It is just one of the seven.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

When you fall into a black hole you will be literally spaghettified.

where are the gods the gods hate us the gods have run away the gods have hidden in holes the gods are dead of the plague they rot and stink too there never were any gods there’s only death

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently.

If you desire to dig a well to reach water, your efforts are more fruitful if you dig one 100-foot-deep hole than if you dig ten holes each 10 feet deep.

When you don't follow your nature there is a hole in the universe where you were supposed to be.

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.

Many critics are like woodpeckers, who, instead of enjoying the fruit and shadow of a tree, hop incessantly around the trunk, pecking holes in the bark to discover some little worm or other.

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

And now each night, I count the stars. And each night I get the same number. And when the stars won't come to be counted, I count the holes they leave.

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk.

The world is like a board with holes in it, and the square men have got into the round holes, and the round into the square.

If you dig a hole and it's in the wrong place, digging it deeper isn't going to help.

Guitar is easy, all it takes is 5 fingers, 6 strings and 1 a**hole

It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.

The human heart has so many crannies where vanity hides, so many holes where falsehood works, is so decked out with deceiving hypocrisy, that it often dupes itself.

Nobody who bought a drill actually wanted a drill. They wanted a hole. Therefore, if you want to sell drills, you should advertise information about making holes – NOT information about drills!

Major, send a shell first over their heads and let them get in their holes before you open with all your guns.

I am not interested in anything that doesn't have a genuine heart to it. You've got to have soul in the hole. If that isn't there, I don't see the point.

God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts

Stories cannot demolish frontiers, but they can punch holes in our mental walls, and through those holes we can get a glimpse of the other and sometimes even like what we see.

Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!

Sculpture is the art of the hole and the lump.

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.

The curtain of the universe is moth-eaten, and through its holes we see nothing now but mask and ghost.

Customers buy 1/4 holes, not 1/4 bits.

The Inuit say that the stars are holes in heaven. And every time we see the people we loved shining through, we know they're happy.

There is a God-shaped hole in the life of every man.

Stars are holes in the sky from which the light of the infinite shines.

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

It was a hobbit hole, and that means comfort

For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds.

Ports are the gaping hole in America's homeland security.

Weak points or holes in the opponent's position must be occupied by pieces not Pawns

There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they're ever so small That's why rain is thin.