Horse Quotes

I didn't get dizzy, but I love working with horses.

It has been a mistake living my life in the past. One cannot ride a horse backwards and still hold its reins.

How did you feel feeding doughnuts to a horse? Had a kick out of it, huh? Got a big laugh. Did you ever think of feeding doughnuts to a human being? No!

A horse that can count to ten is a remarkable horse, not a remarkable mathematician.

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.

Suppose by chance you do get picked up. What have you done? You shot a horse; that isn't first degree murder; in fact, it isn't even murder; in fact, I don't know what it is.

In cycling, you can put all your money on one horse.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

My father was a great fan of the horses. His only regret was that I never ran in the Grand National.

I still prefer horses to human beings.

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

Yet when the books have been read, it boils down to the horse, his human companion, and what goes on between them

You cannot make horses 'safe.

Syrian refugees might be Isis, they may be the great Trojan horse of all time.

Most incredibly, because to me this is unbelievable, we have no idea who these [immigrants] are, where they come from. I always say Trojan Horse.

The Kyoto theorists have put the cart before the horse. It is global warming that triggers higher levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, not the other way round.

Different horses have different personalities. They're just like people.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

The lower classes are such fools. They waste their money on the pools. I bet, of course, but that's misleading. One must encourage bloodstock breeding.

Rodeoing is about the only sport you can't fix. You'd have to talk to the bulls and horses, and they wouldn't understand you.

Laws exist in every state that make animal cruelty a crime. Horse slaughter is simply another form of animal abuse.

I love horses. I spent seven years as a racing commissioner on a horse-racing board.

Yes, I've just bought a new horse, named Jedi.

I just spend my life driving down the road, training horses and helping people.

I am very active, ... I like to ride horses. I golf. I perform onstage. I am a madman onstage.

I was posing as a 9-year-old girl who was a blue-ribbon prizewinner; she rode on a Shetland pony, the small horse that was the appropriate size for her.

Classified ads of the Ku Klux Klan: Tired of all the games? Do you like racial purity, horses and dressing up like a ghost?

Horseracing and ranch horses are two different animals. You're getting race horses out and running and running them. It can be really problematic. A thoroughbred's very delicate.

Politics is like a race horse. A good jockey must know how to fall with the least possible damage.

Lochsong - she's like Linford Christie ... without the lunchbox.

Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!"?' --Lin If you wanna shoot the general, then you should just SHOOT THE GENERAL!' --Ed

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.

The two stallions, the silver and the black, represent the equine god (whomsoever horses pray to) in this ritual so ancient that no one knows what god to thank.

Eventually, I'll build a ranch and raise horses.

Halt shook his head. Frankly, he'd seen sacks of potatoes that could sit a horse better than Erak

You spoil your horse, Halt said. Will glanced at him. You spoil yours. Halt considered the thought, then nodded. That's true.

Got to keep losing horses," he said drowsily. "Bad habit.

Did someone harm you in 1962.. let go of it! Control and ride the horses of anger.

No jockey ever won a race by carrying the horse across the finish line; no coach ever won a volleyball match by touching the ball during play.

But America is a great, unwieldy Body. Its Progress must be slow... Like a Coach and six - the swiftest Horses must be slackened and the slowest quickened, that all may keep an even Pace.

Listening. Nice idea but difficult to do with constant road and air traffic all around all the time. Please consider getting around by quieter means. Feet, bicycle, horse, it's up to you

When you are feeling too dull and too domesticated get on a horse, sit tall in the saddle, and for a moment live in a world that feels like risk and adventure.

I am here merely as a messenger. Tashi sends her love and returns your horse.

Crooked cards and straight whiskey, Slow horses and fast women.

I say a little prayer every time I see a race. I say a little prayer that the riders and the horses will be okay.

I'm an equestrian, so I like to ride. Ride horses, I love to hike with my dog, love to travel. Most recently I went to Costa Rica, which I loved.

I love horses so much. Horses are my life.

It is not difficult to censor foreign news. What is difficult today is to censor one's own thoughts, To sit by and see the blind man On the sightless horse, riding into the bottomless abyss.

Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

Wild horses don't know the burning taste of the whips. Freedom protects us from the many evils!