How To Be A Woman Quotes

I never knew I was a surrealist till Andre Breton came to Mexico and told me I was.

We're all connected. Helping another woman is helping yourself, your mother, your sister, your children.

Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.

I hope that I have a body of work by the time that I'm done with all of this that I'm proud of. Certainly the cornerstone will always be Wonder Woman and I love her.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

The priests are debarred from female society, nor is any woman permitted to enter the religious houses.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

To risk life to save a smile on a face of a woman or a child is the secret of chivalry.

Even a foolish old woman like me knows that lazy people don't think for themselves; they only think about themselves.

A forty-year-old woman is only something to men who have loved her in her youth.

I do think that being the second [female Supreme Court Justice] is wonderful, because it is a sign that being a woman in a place of importance is no longer extraordinary.

I'm certainly not the lead of the film 'Wonder Woman' and I don't have a problem with that.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.

Best thing that can happen to a man is a good woman.

Funny women are honest women.

One must choose between loving women and knowing them.

Old women can see through walls.

It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

Judging by the vast amount of cookbooks printed and sold in the United States one would think the American woman a fanatical cook. She isn't.

Paris, like every pretty woman, is subject to inexplicable whims of beauty and ugliness.

Don't marry so you can stop pursuing women. Marry so you can perfect the pursuit of ONE woman for a lifetime.

A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman.

I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the best way to settle the woman question. Whatever we can do and do well we have a right to, and I don't think any one will deny us.

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.

I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed.

I certainly respect other people's opinions, but I would not vote for a woman to be the pastor of a church.

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

Why do beautiful women love ugly men?

She has man's brain--a brain that a man should have were he much gifted--and woman's heart. The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination.

I am fiscally prudent and socially progressive. I believe in protecting a woman's right to choose. I believe in marriage equality.

I don't need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.

Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

The morals of yesterday are no more. They are as dead as the day they were lived. Economic independence has put woman on exactly the same footing as man.

Maternal health remains a staggering challenge, particularly in the developing world. Globally, a woman dies from complications in childbirth every minute.

The best way to impress a woman is to be the most honest you can.

Most people are robust. If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It is communication. Can’t we be friendly?

A brave man, whose only fault was being a woman.

And I've been hurt hurt bad. I might be just twenty-six, but I'm an old woman in disguise twenty-six goin'on sixty-five.

The gods have sent medicines for the venom of serpents, but there is no medicine for a bad woman. She is more noxious than the viper, or than fire itself.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

There is many a virtuous woman weary of her trade.

American pictures usually have no subject, only a story. A pretty woman is not a subject. Julia Roberts doing this and that is not a subject.

...he will go to his grave feeling cheated, never realizing that there isn't much difference between one woman and the other, that it is the loving that creates the difference.

My mother was a modern woman with a limited interest in religion. When the sun set and the fast of the Day of Atonement ended, she shot from the synagogue like a rocket to dance the Charleston.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

One good thing about being a woman is we haven't too many examples yet of what a genius looks like. It could be me.

People always want me to talk about Wonder Woman, so I do.

French women typically think about good things to eat. American women typically worry about bad things to eat.