How To Be Miserable Quotes

It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.

To love one person with a private love is poor and miserable: to love all is glorious.

One negative person can create a miserable office environment for everyone else.

No one is so miserable as the poor person who maintains the appearance of wealth.

The Palestinians are a miserable people...and they deserve to be.

I hate fishes, they all look so miserable. 3 seconds later they will forget. And then I envy them.

The four most miserable years of my life were my four years in the presidency.

Life is too short to be miserable.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost as if you're here!

If a man must make himself appear cheerful; he must know why he is miserable.

It often occurs to me that we love most what makes us miserable. In my opinion the damned are damned because they enjoy being damned.

Some people could say, "I'd like something that's super dramatic and miserable and made me cry and made me sad forever" but that's not my taste.

Life is a miserable thing. I have decided to spend my life thinking about it.

There's nothing that makes you more miserable (or less interesting) than self-absorption .

What a miserable thing life is: you're in clover; only the clover isn't good enough.

Minimizing exposure to miserable people is nothing short of a life strategy.

If we feel the least degradation in being amorous, or merry or hungry, or sleepy, we are so far bad animals & miserable men.

A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

But miserable most, to love unloved? This you should pity rather than despise

I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is what I hope I'm doing.

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.

The money is what made me miserable. I want to be free of that stress.

The cello is such a melancholy instrument, such an isolated, miserable instrument.

Contact lenses make me miserable, as soon as I put them in. That's what creates the pouting and brooding character.

Marriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again.

Consoling a miserable soul, wiping the tears of a crying person is greater than any worldly achievement.

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

Money cannot buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.

When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable If I have not an excellent library.

Writing is a miserable, awful business. Stay with it. It is better than anything in the world.

The miserable have no other medicine But only hope.

I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It's not my idea of a good time. It's just such a miserable life.

The only time I am ever miserable is when I do something just for the money.

Every small thing grows when you nurture it, Rosie. Love is just the same. But if that is making you miserable then, leave and find something else that brings you happiness you deserve to feel.

Here's to five miserable months on the wagon and the irreparable harm that it's caused me.

One should not become an artist because he can, but because he must. It is only for those who would be miserable without it.

As a newcomer, I was often expected to carry the bags of the older players, or get them burgers. That can make you feel pretty miserable.

The effort to try to feel happy is often precisely the thing that makes us miserable.

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable.

The happiest is he who suffers least; the most miserable is he who enjoys least.

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.

I'd probably have been wealthier if I had stayed with law, but pretty miserable doing it.

Don’t keep your head turned backwards. Look ahead and move on. You are trying to walk forward with your head turned backward. This is why you feel miserable. Just let go!

I worked in cable news for a long time, but I'm not a pundit. I'm just not. I'm grateful to people that are, but I was really miserable trying to do that. I just wanted to be myself.

God has a way of making the most miserable things...Beauti ful.

If we think happy thoughts, we will be happy. If we think miserable thoughts, we will be miserable.

It is not every man who can be exquisitely miserable, any more than exquisitely happy.