Humor Books Quotes
Humor Books Quote of the day
Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.
Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let me tell you some stories!!
He wanted to tell her she'd have more room if she'd just get rid of her books, but he supposed that in her case, it would be like telling a mother she'd have more room if she threw out her children.
Of Books and Scribes there are no end:This Plague--and who can doubt it?Dismays me so, I've sadly pennedAnother book about it.
They say you can judge a person by their book, but I say they will hide under the covers.
I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry