Humor Inspirational Quotes

I am always in a state of Eunoia.And I'm not in it just for the vowels.

Self-loathing is man’s effort to sweep the moon of footprints.

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.

I don't need every answer. Just the right answer.

Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . .

If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.

Life is brighter on the lighter side.

Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.

People were meant to be loved, Things were meant to be used, the world is in trouble for many use people, and love things. Let get it right folks.

A lot of the world seems to repeat itself

People tell me I excel in Public Relations, what I suck at are private affairs.

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox.

Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.