Humor Love Quotes
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.
There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.
Love passed me by and I failed to get the plates.
I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes.
To better understand our love, I revisited chemical kinetics.
Were you always such a stubborn, blind, obtuse girl?”“Are you calling me stupid?”“Yes, but in a more poetic way!”“Well, here’s a poem for you. Get lost!
He's around the twist, ' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.' to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don't actually do it, well, that's love.
Can't you just like a girl who likes you back?''None of them likes me back. I may as well like the one I really want.
Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention.
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.
It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.
TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!
Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad.Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you--And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did.
Looks like Kelsey wins the award for early riser. And doesn’t she look purtier than a pat of butter meltin’ all over a stack of griddle cakes?
Do not believe anything I tell you. Do not take my advice.
Don’t make a feller wait too long. A feller waiting on a gal can get ornery’er than a huntin’ dog that’s tree’d it’s squirrel.
The human race is all the same when it comes to romantic relations, ' said the Major. 'A startling absence of impulse control combined with complete myopia.
That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.
I want to take ye to bed. In my bed. And I mean to spend the rest of the day thinking what to do wit ye once I got ye there. So wee Archie can just go and play at marbles with his bollucks, aye?
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
Men were just plain ridiculous with how little time it took them to get handsome.
During our first date, I wanted to hold your hand so badI almost cut mine offand threw it at youto see if you would catch it
All's fair in love and war, " said Ron brightly, "and this is a bit of both.
A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.
CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?
Falling in love is stupid, and whatsmore a waste of time. It's a thing for love-obsessed psycho's and dreamers. And that's exactly why people fall in it. And I don't blame them.
If you want to impress a lady, respect her, because respect is an impressive act itself
When you fall in love, two people are mad for each other, When these two people get married, others say that they are made for each other, After marriage, the same two people are mad at each other.
Nothing's really changed since then, except that now any children we have might be wizards themselves, and I'll be hopelessly outnumbered.
He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.
Someday, I'm going to have to break some of your rules, Mom.""I know, " she said. "Try to do it behind my back, will you?¨You can bet on that, Mom.¨We both sat there and laughed.