Humor Love Quotes

The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not.

It’s easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child—at least till you try to get him to do something.

When I hear that people live by the book, I always wonder which one.

It cost nothing to be nice.

Patroclus, ' he said. He was always better with words than I.

Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.

Try me, and you start LOVING!!

Try me, amd you will start LOVING!

See. I told you I would get that boy to the alter eventually. All I had to do was pretend I was a loon.

you are responsible for you own happiness

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it.

She wanted to run her hands over him as he whispered the impassioned corollaries of non-Euclidean geometry.

I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.

Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda

Is food a substitute for love? No, love is a substitute for food. And a pretty poor substitute at that.

A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.

its better to get hurt now than to get hurt later.

Shhh, it's okay Cait, Daddy will be back. I am going to take care of you, just like Uncle Drake takes care of Mommy. Shhh honey, you don't need to cry, "Jaks whispered.

How could Mark be halfway across the world when she would have sworn he'd been in this room with her only seconds ago?

I asked you to marry me – and you laughed. You thought I was joking. In fairness, I was still dressed as a Cavalier.

I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.

Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible.

I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face with my glove, and challenge him to pistols at dawn?

Be not afraid life with all its despair, pain and unhappiness is just a crucible wherein your brighter dreams are conceived, shaped and born

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.

He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research.

Sometimes I dig holes for people to fall in. Then I shout, “I've got you!

Be kind to everyone, everyone is going through something

Some folks say that you can’t get rid of a problem until you shuck it. So, brother, let’s start shucking.

There is no romance without finance.

You're here. I'm here. I love you. I'm gonna pee all over the floor about it.

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who’da thought?

Loving someone is very different from the heady feeling of being "in love, " which is, frankly, just temporary insanity.

I really should be studying now, but you're much more important to me than a .50 calibre machine gun.

So nobody got time for people who aren't worth your time.

Just bear a passing resemblance to a fictional romantic trope I like and I will love you forever. We're all just trying to find the Mark Darcy of our workplace, aren't we?

Its easy to fall for someone that will find humor in every situation.

... Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks.

There's a film I did years ago, 'Love Serenade, ' that I still really love. It's such an oddball sense of humor. It was a really special film for me when I did it.

I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful.

I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality.