Humor Relationships Quotes
Humor Relationships Quote of the day
I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.
Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers!
Don't be fooled, Clara. No one's new and shiny. Not really.
Love is a damagemade to the heart, violence, fate thats written, Changeable by distance, Breakable by time...!
If Shane had learned one thing, it was to never tamper with a firecracker during an explosion. That stood double when applied to women – especially when you were the idiot who’d lit the fuse.
Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.
Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.
A nation forgetting its own laughter is in a sad state of affairs
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.
You’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?”“Not if you give me everything I want.”“We’ll see.
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.
For her, marriage was a sweetened version of murder.