Humorous Relationship Quotes

Humorous Relationship Quote of the day

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong.

GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

If Shane had learned one thing, it was to never tamper with a firecracker during an explosion. That stood double when applied to women – especially when you were the idiot who’d lit the fuse.