Hypochondriac Quotes

Hypochondriac Quote of the day

I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

Sometimes I say to myself, what are you doing in this absurd job? Why don't you go to Africa and help people? But I cannot help people, because I am a hypochondriac.

Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

I'm a complete hypochondriac. If my heart starts beating a little faster than normal, I think I'm having an attack.

Idleness begets ennui, ennui the hypochondriac, and that a diseased body. No laborious person was ever yet hysterical.

I am as far from a hypochondriac as you could ever be.

Ever since I've been young I've been fascinated by the human body. I've written songs about it, but you can become quite morbid if you think about it too much - paranoid and a hypochondriac.

I'm always calling my doctor because I'm constantly injuring myself while on the road, like tearing a ligament, blasting my ears or losing my voice. Plus, I'm a total hypochondriac.

In the end, every hypochondriac is his own prophet.

The hypochondriac disease consists in indigestion and consequent flatulency, with anxiety or want of pleasurable sensation.

I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even.

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.

Wow," came a familiar voice, "Hypochondriac killed the cat." -Dess