I Swear Quotes

By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.

They fix attention, heedless of your pain, With oaths like rivets forced into the brain; And e'en when sober truth prevails throughout, They swear it, till affirmance breeds a doubt.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Tear your heart out of your chest. And hand it to God. There is no other healing. I swear, there is no other healing

When I came here, I put my hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. I didn't put my hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.

I use Pearl Eliminator Pedals and I swear by them.

In each person I catch the fleeting suggestion of something beautiful and swear eternal friendship with that.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

I swear to you gentlemen, that to be overly conscious is a sickness, a real, thorough sickness.

Some people fall in love and touch the sky. Some people fall in love and find quicksand. I hover somewhere in between, I swear, I can't make up my mind.

I swear to you, sirs, that excessive consciousness is a disease--a genuine, absolute disease.

I am one day going to be working openly in the motion picture industry. When that day comes, I swear to you that I will never sign a term contract with any major studio

Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear?

On Sherry: The destiny of a thousand generations is concentrated in each drop. If the cares of the world overwhelm you, only taste it, pilgrim, and you will swear that heaven is on earth.

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!

I, Galileo, son of the late Vicenzo Galilei, swear that I never said that the prime numbers are useless. What I said was that you cannot count lunar craters by counting 2, 3, 5, 7.

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language!

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

if you'd teach me to swear in russian, i might have a new appreciation for it

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.

I swear to God, I will see [the Palestinian state], whether as a martyr or alive. Please, God, give me the honor of becoming a martyr in the fight for Jerusalem.

You must swear never to go on the dole. Never be bored. Find something to do. And don't yawn.

Been making love for hours and, baby, we're still going strong. Girl, this night is ours and I swear I feel it coming on. All I know is when we get through, I ain't going to be able to move.

I'm a thug, but I swear for three days I cried.

I swear by this song and by all that I have done wrong, I will make it all up to thee.

People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It's unforgivable.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

It is great sin to swear unto a sin, But greater sin to keep a sinful oath.

If he had a million men he would swear the enemy has two millions, and then he would sit down in the mud and yell for three.

Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean, there lived a girl that I swear to the world made the alligators look tame.

When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister of seriousness.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Surfing's the source. Can change your life. Swear to god

If anybody had that cure out there like so many people swear to me they do, you'd be two things: you'd be very rich, and you'd be very famous. Otherwise, shut up.

It don't spit or swear or sleep around. I've always maintained I'm the most radical rock'n'roll singer Britain has ever seen.

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

I swear I want to be a food model.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

I swear to god; happiness is the best makeup.

Observe this, that tho a woman swear, forswear, lie, dissemble, back-bite, be proud, vain, malicious, anything, if she secures the main chance, she's still virtuous; that's a maxim.

I swear, I end up feeling empty, like you've taken something out of me and I have to search my body for scars.

I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. There are worse things in life than being called a Lady.

Friends, you are lucky you can talk about what you did as lovers; the tricks, laughter, the words, the ecstasy. After my darling put his hand on the knot of my dress, I swear I remember nothing.

When a gentlemen is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.