I Swear Quotes

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

We swear by the Quran and Sunnah, and we will not compromise with any infidel... Islam is the truth and all else is falsehood.

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man. [Lat., In totum jurare, nisi ubi necesse est, gravi viro parum convenit.]

There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change.

To swear is neither brave, polite, nor wise.

I think because I was brought up in a Christian home, I was kind of careful not to swear in my lyrics.

I swear I have at least one good song idea a day. But if I don't get pen to paper in ten seconds, it's gone forever.

God save us from idealists! They dream of a world without injustice, and what crime won't they commit to get it! I swear, Mirella, I'll settle for a world with good manners.

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

I've got to learn French because I've been going there for years and still, the only words I know are the swear words.

Lose your soul in God's Love... I swear there is no other way !

Ye werena the first lass I kissed," he said softly. "But I swear you'll be the last.

Cross my wooden leg, swear on my glass eye.

And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun

Young love don't know nothin' when the radio plays you sing along. When she's holding on you just can't get close enough, you swear it's sent from above. It's real,it's good, and it's young love

I do swear a lot, but the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language from the referee's.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

And I swear, if there is a way for us to be together, I will find it. No matter how long it takes. If I have to chase your soul to the ends of eternity, I won't stop until I find you, I promise.

I tell you solemnly, that I have many times tried to become an insect. But I was not equal even to that. I swear, gentlemen, that to be too conscious is an illness — a real thorough-going illness.

I swear to keep the dead upon my mind, / Disdain for all time to be overglad.

But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me.

One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I think it will be the end of my career, but I will be happy.

Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.

I run in Central Park as the sun comes up. Some may mistake it for walking, but I swear I am running. I could not do it without my iPod.

Believe it or not, I swear I'm just a human being.

You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim her, you will swear your loyalty to me.

Ritie, don't worry 'cause you ain't pretty. Plenty pretty women I seen digging ditches or worse. You smart. I swear to God, I rather you have a good mind than a cute behind.

I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary.

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.

If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please.

Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection. If any thing happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.

A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?

None so nearly disposed to scoffing at religion as those who have accustomed themselves to swear on trifling occasions.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

And swear No where Lives a woman true, and fair.

I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God.

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.

Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I cannot swear.

Now, neighbor confines, purge you of your scum! Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance, revel the night, rob, murder, and commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways?

They say every man needs protection They say every man must fall So, I swear I see my reflection Somewhere inside these walls... I shall be released.

People often swear the first time they see my work. I like that.

If you have written really well, people will swear that it happened to you.

Better to bear than to swear, and to die than to lie.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

I swear I will never henceforth have to do with the faith that tells the best! I will have to do only with that faith that leaves the best untold.

I swear. Everyone here gets so worked up over the most minute details. ~Mayuri Kurotsuchi

O why do I ever let anyone read what I write! Every time I have to go through a breakfast with a letter of criticism I swear I will write for my own praise or blame in future. It is a misery.

Some people swear there's no beauty left in the world, no magic. Then how do you explain the entire world coming together on one night to celebrate the hope of a new year?