I Was Stupid Quotes

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.

Money is a stupid measure of achievement, but unfortunately it is the only universal measure we have.

You can always follow me on Tweeter.

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

Surround yourself with people who make you feel stupid.

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

We must stop being the stupid party.

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.

Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun.

When the water starts boiling it is foolish to turn off the heat.

I never thought to ever ask for money. I was so stupid.

Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.

I know it sounds stupid and cliche, but I just want to get better. I want to keep improving.

We spend our lives fighting to get people very slightly more stupid than ourselves to accept truths that the great men have always known.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world

When people say, "Oh, she plays like a dude," it's usually dudes who are the ones saying it. They're saying, "Oh, she's as good as us." Of course, that's a stupid statement.

People are stupid... They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they're afraid it might be true.

I'd go stupid collecting and counting my money.

Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries.

But Big Oil and Big Coal have always been as skilled at propaganda as they are at mining and drilling. Like the tobacco industry before them, their success depends on keeping Americans stupid.

I endeavored to renounce society, that I might avoid temptation. But it was a poor religion; so far as it prevailed, only tended to make me gloomy, stupid, unsociable, and useless.

The nicer the point, the more -- the better I feel, the more excited I get. But I never play that my opponent looks stupid. I think that is wrong. I have too much respect for every opponent I play.

We shouldn't have stupid cars that use liquid fossil fuels. Come on, how outmoded is that? We have to get to the point where this is no longer a part of our experience.

A good leader is always looking for people smarter and more experienced than they are. If you are the smartest one in the room, then you are stupid.

Angels want peace; devils want war! Wise man wants tranquillity and creation; stupid man wants noise and destruction!

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don't you just clothesline the guy?

I don't like to hear someone put down dixieland. Those people who say there's no music but bop are just stupid; it shows how much they don't know.

One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will. That Albert guy was not stupid. With will you can achieve things.

Whoever looks at America will see: the ship is powered by stupidity, corruption, or prejudice.

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid

I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.

A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.

In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.

We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.

We are the most amazing creatures that this world has ever produced, but we seem to also have this herd mentality; we seem to be the most stupid, also.

A lot of times I make people better by getting stupid, distracting, bureaucratic stuff off their desk. That's an incredibly easy way to make a senior person more productive.

Everything seems stupid when it fails.

Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do - but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.

Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.

Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.

The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.