I Was Stupid Quotes

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit it. And the goal is to get it into a little hole placed in a hard spot.

If monotony tries me, and I cannot stand drudgery; if stupid people fret me and little ruffles set me on edge; if I make much of the trifles of life, then I know nothing of Calvary love.

Educated: no. Stupid: yes. And when I say "stupid," I mean stupid fresh.

By now, we have learnt that game-changing ideas do not come from experts, they come from people who haven't got a clue and ask stupid questions.

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

Computers are stupid.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull.

With all the efforts made by modern society to nurture and educate the young, how stupid it is to permit the mothers of young children to spend themselves in the coarser work of the world!

I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.

There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it.

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don't know they're racist.

I made the decision to keep putting one foot in front of the other, and looking back that was a really stupid decision

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.

What is truly profound is thought to be stupid and trivial, or worse, boring, while what is actually stupid and trivial is thought to be profound. That is what it means to fly upside down.

The only hope for healing is to offer a better form of ecstasy, to upgrade so the addict will give up the stupid one.

We're going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxes.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.

Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.

Sometimes I feel so stupid and dull and uncreative that I am amazed when people tell me differently.

I start to feel like I can't maintain the facade any longer, that I may just start to show through. And I wish I knew what was wrong. Maybe something about how stupid my whole life is.

I'm like everyone else in this stupid, bloody, amazing world. I'm flawed. Impossibly so. But hopeful. I'm still me.

It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too

That's stupid. If anyone sees themselves in ten years they're lying to themselves first.

If you can't afford a half hour three or four times a week taking care of the most priceless possession, your body, you've got to be sick. You're stupid.

Nonsense! It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb

I know just enough about thermodynamics to understand that if it takes too much fossil-fuel energy to create ethanol, that's a very stupid way to solve an energy problem.

These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes.

Primitive does not mean stupid.

Am I foolish and insignificant or am I great? I gave all the individuals in the world cause to kneel down in front of me.

There are rules for hiding in plain sight. The first rule, or at least the one that Sandor repeats most often, is “Don’t be stupid.” I’m about to break that rule by taking off my pants.

I like mindless disco... they say the lyrics are stupid and repetitious. So what's wrong with that? So is lying in the sun. Not everything has to be serious.

Humans are too stupid to prevent climate change from radically impacting on our lives over the coming decades.

Look, man, we'd probably most of us agree that these are dark times, and stupid ones, but do we need fiction that does nothing but dramatize how dark and stupid everything is?

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

But all years are stupid. It's only when they're over that they become interesting.

That's one of the peculiar things about bad moods - we often fool ourselves and create misery by telling ourselves things that simply are not true.

Only the stupid and the wicked can fear rational criticism.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

It is stupid to grieve for the loss of a girl friend: you might never have met her, so you can do without her.