I Was Stupid Quotes

He lives to build, not boast, a generous race; No tenth transmitter of a foolish face.

Education makes us more stupid than the brutes. A thousand voices call to us on every hand, but our ears are stopped with wisdom.

Most of my cliches aren't original.

It would be stupid tameness, and unaccountable folly, for whole nations to suffer one unreasonable, ambitious and cruel man, to wanton and riot in their misery

I think it would be very foolish not to take the irrational seriously.

I am trying to be honest with you and it hurts me. Now.

The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

You know, I'd love to do a Maxim shoot. But I'm not going to do it, because that's just stupid to do.

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.

It's good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Football is a game based on emotion and intelligence. Anyone can be clever, the trick is not to think the other guy is stupid.

We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

My God, to read without joy is stupid.

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here.

Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision.

A stupid disgusting bore is a guy who has nothing to say, and nonetheless says it anyway.

I am infected with your stupidity.

I have my good days and my bad days, but I don't have as much energy as I used to back when I was young and foolish and didn't count the cost - and it takes a lot - to write

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

It is beyond my apprehension.

It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Nothing so obstinately stands in the way of all sorts of progress as pride of opinion. While nothing is so foolish and baseless.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.

In 1919 I woke up famous. I'd never guessed it. If I'd known I was famous, I'd have stolen away and wept. I was stupid. I was supposed to be intelligent. I was sensitive and very dumb.

Stupidity trumps Machiavelli almost every time when you are looking for an explanation.

With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty.

True popularity comes from acts of kindness rather than acts of stupidity.

Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.

This is the case with many learned persons; they have read themselves stupid.

Success had gone to my head and I made stupid decisions.

But clever people all make one mistake. They all think everyone else is stupid. And everyone isn't stupid. They just take a bit more time, that's all.

Man is the inventor of stupidity.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

Posterity! Why should people be less stupid tomorrow than they are today?

It would be a foolish high representative who worked that way.

What unleashes action is an individual's willingness to make mistakes - even to look foolish or stupid.