I Was Stupid Quotes

My money slow, my money stupid, money ditzy

Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid.

The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.

Simmon pushed his hair out of his eyes, laughing boyishly. "You can't argue your way out of this one! She's obviously stupid for you. And you're just plain stupid, so it's a great match.

There is a fine line between stubborn and stupid.

I've been called treacherous, stupid, venal, lazy ..and that's only by the Tories.

There are some ideas so stupid that only intellectuals can believe in them, particularly left-wing intellectuals.

The idea of not getting a gun is not because I'm afraid of guns, it's not because I think guns are wrong, it's because it's impractical, it's stupid and it's exactly what they want me to do.

Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!

Was man made stupid to see his own stupidity? Is God by definition indifferent, beyond us all? Is the eternal truth man's fighting soul Wherein the Beast ravens in its own avidity?

The right of holding slaves is clearly established in the Holy Scriptures, both by precept and example.

The Pakistanis are straightforward and sometimes extremely stupid. The Indians are more devious, sometimes so smart that we fall for their line.

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!

Here is a relationship booster that is guaranteed to work: Every time your spouse or lover says something stupid make your eyes light up as if you just heard something brilliant.

Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier.

How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?

You start at the stupid end of the book, and if you're lucky you finish at the smart end.

It is stupid on my part to think of banning the media.

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

Preservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time.

Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards.

It is an illusion to suppose that a Dictator makes himself; at most he seizes an opportunity made for him by passive, stupid, incompetent, and above all, unsatisfied and fearful men.

Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.

I don't just sit down and write all day, or the songs would be weird or stupid. They would be about different stupid thoughts that I go through.

Wizards First Rule: People are Stupid

A frightful dialect for the stupid, the pedant and dullard sort.

The stupid texts of the Bible - from which, be the talents of the preacher what they may, only stupid sermons can be preached.

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

That's stupid. You couldn't pay me to go. I'm not oversimplifying it. That's what's going on. I don't think it would be any fun without the drugs. It's a drug party.

There's something scary about stupidity made coherent.

When youre young, youre stupid.

I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please. That's how I know it doesn't exist.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Most people are boring and stupid.

You think this necklace is a tailsman?" "Yep, I'm not stupid Leif. I hang with Death, ya know.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, but if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.

I'm on the third line. I'm a crasher. I know my role. I'm just trying to help. I'm not stupid enough to think I'm great out there.

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.

Be straight with yourself just to maybe save a few more people from being stupid and being ignorant.

Stupid people shouldn’t breed.

I may be fat and ugly, but I'm not stupid. If anyone had ever gotten past my looks, they might've noticed I have a brain.

I've done some stupid things. You just have to take responsibility, go, That was embarrassing, and move forward as best you can.

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.

The only things we have to worry about are really stupid things.

Like wars, forest fires and bad marriages, really stupid laws are much easier to begin than they are to end.

...the greatest weapon against big stupid men was a sharp mind.

People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.

The public's not stupid.