I Was Stupid Quotes

As president, I will create 12 million new jobs.

I think the best answer is as little as possible.

I sort of use as my guiding principle that show The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. Whenever possible, do the stupid thing.

This whole world is run by brutes for the common and the stupid.

The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna.

You don't fear me," he said now. She wasn't stupid enough to lie. "I'm petrified. But I figure you didn't make me come all this way just so you could push me off the roof.

I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.

You are so obtuse!" Brontë says, exasperated. I am calm in my response. "Do you mean stupid, or angular? You need to be more specific with your insults.

This game's stupid," said Lief. "Who the heck is Zelda, anyway?

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

The history of science shows that great mysteries get solved. It may be that there's an answer that humans are too stupid to understand. I'm intrigued by that possibility.

Songwriting is a mystery. And it's a mystery to me that it's a mystery. But that sounds stupid.

I'm never, I hope, stupid enough to believe that Twitter or blogging or any of this stuff is a substitute for actually doing the work or writing a book.

You're a big one,[...] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.

It's stupid to expect perfection from bands because afterall they're just human beings.

I'm glad I got a record contract, because all of a sudden everything you were doing before that made you a stupid person now makes you a smart person.

Unanimity is always stupid.

This one goes out to all my critics: don't you feel stupid? Look how I did it. Look how it came to pass when I said it.

You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.

If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it

Big Brother sounded like a silly stunt and that's what it is.

I do wear makeup when I work out. I am one of those people. It sounds stupid, but I can't really get motivated if I don't have a mirror and I'm not staring at myself because I need to look at myself.

We are entering a period of human history that may provide an answer to the question of whether it is better to be smart than stupid.

I can understand the poor and stupid voting for Marxism or one of its fashionable variants. If you've no hope of being other than a slave, you may as well opt for the most efficient form of slavery.

My mum's always on at me to have children and blames 'that stupid stage thing you do' for me not already having a family.

If you're stupid and you're arrogant, you're going to get hurt.

Stupid Internet. I don't know why everyone is so impressed with it.

A desert's a stupid place to put a river.

Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homosexuals - the two things seem to go together.

A stupid ruler is much more of a problem than an insane one.

I thought you were dead. Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me.

Take a note: it usually works better if you wait until I do something stupid before getting mad at me.

All of us knew he was a snake when we voted for him

He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened.

"Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo." "Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it."

It's always darkest before the dawn, Todd.” I look at him, baffled. “No, it ain't! What kinda stupid saying is that? It's always lightest before the dawn!

Theres no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure or ugly or stupid or morally empty.

People by themselves can be pretty stupid. People working together can be very powerful.

The world and man are identical. This is why racism is the most stupid thing in the world.

McLuhanism and the media have broken the back of the book business; they've freed people from the shame of not reading. They've rationalized becoming stupid and watching television.

You'd be surprised how many stupid mistakes I've made. I make stupid mistakes all the time, and some of them have been very big stupid mistakes.

You can only be stupid when you're young.

Cheyenne snatched back her phone. "Someone took her brave pills today." "And washed them down with stupid juice," Casper added, cocking his gun.

Twitter is so stupid. I mean, it sucks! It's not a good way to communicate and it's really difficult to use it for any functional thing.

This is what happens in prisons I think you're not giving the prisoners the credit for how ingenious they are.

In Spain," indeed! He would have got no closer than the Indies if I had not showed him how to do it. Stupid puppy.

You know, after the film I said to myself, "It's a good thing you were so stupid not to be nervous. If I'd been nervous, it would have ruined the whole thing.

Nowadays what isn't worth saying is sung.

A lot of people probably say I'm stupid, and they're probably right, because there are people who take days off who are still in the league, and I'm not.