I Was Stupid Quotes

To learn bad dialogue is so difficult and so boring, and to work with a stupid director who tells you to do the wrong thing, etcetera, it's just unbearable.

God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause.

Most victories came from instantly exploiting your enemy's stupid mistakes, and not from any particular brilliance in your own plan.

It's easy to manipulate your children when they're absolutely sure you're stupid.

Nobody ever commits a crime without doing something stupid.

The English mind is always in a rage. The intellect of the race is wasted in the sordid and stupid quarrels of second-rate politicians or third-rate theologians.

I hope that I'm the kind of person who would step in between somebody holding a gun at somebody else. I would like to be that stupid. I'd like to be that in love with life.

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.

Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

You have to be quite stupid to act.

I make stupid errors because I don't concentrate. I let things bother me.

I miss you." "That's stupid," she said. "I saw you this morning." "It's not the time," Levi said, and she could hear that he was smiling." It's the distance.

It is one of the biggest blessing that you can be stupid with your true friends and behave like you shame to do elsewhere

To me, travel is more valuable than any stupid piece of bling money can buy

I suffer with you. I've never seen such stupid ballplaying in all my life!

People think that because of my nature and the tone of my voice that I'm stupid, and that's hard.

I quite enjoy cooking but I'm not consistent. I can't follow the recipe book. If something goes well, I'll never make it again, which is completely stupid. It's a one-shot kind of deal.

Everyone speaks stupid.

I have been stupid and regret making a silly mistake experimenting with drugs.

Morally repugnant and tactically stupid are a lousy combination.

Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you can come along.

You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare this is stupid.

Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!

Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef!

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I know a lot of successful people and none of them are stupid.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

I didn't like anti-Vietnam War art. I didn't like feminist art. I thought it was heavy-handed and stupid - as art.

There's no drug that'll make a stupid man smart.

We cannot tell some people what it is believe, partly because they are too stupid to understand, partly because we are too proudly vague to explain.

Let those possess the land, and only those, Who love it with a love so strong and stupid That they may be abused and taken advantage of And made fun of by business, law, and art.

It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid

Only for practical reasons. To find out if I said something stupid in an interview. So I can limit the damage.

What was new was the fact that, despite my heart doing its fight-or-flight, help-we're-prey-and-HEY-STUPID-THAT'S-A-VAMPIRE number, I was glad to see him. Ridiculous but true. Scary but true.

I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.

Nobody can be rich and stupid for more than one generation.

The fact is that Democrats are not for tax cuts.

Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

I'm not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives. No, I'll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit.

Citizen service is a repudiation of the principles upon which our country was based. We are all here for ourselves.

Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.

Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant.

Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.

There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this sound like a record of genocide?

They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.

Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats.

We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax.

Obama's got a health care logo that's right out of Adolf Hitler's playbook ... Adolf Hitler, like Barack Obama, also ruled by dictate.