I Was Stupid Quotes

Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the Constitution was written?

And don't forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There's a racial component here, too. And now, the newspaper that I'm reading all this from is The New York Times, and they, of course, don't mention that.

We've arrived at a point where the President of the United States is going to lead a war on traditional marriage.

When do we ask the Sierra Club to pick up the tab for this leak?

Liberalism has become a special kind of stupid, and it's on full display now, which I think ultimately has the potential to be a good thing.

I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said, 'Look, I'm worried about the next election.' ... A misunderstanding.

She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.

That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.

Liberalism has become a special kind of stupid.

Barack Obama is not the kind of guy we want in the Oval Office leading America. We do not want somebody who doesn't like his own country, for whatever perverted, convoluted, stupid reasons.

This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid.

I know for an actual fact that the things I say or that my brothers say on the mic are valid for life. What we say, if you're smart you get it, if you're stupid, you learn about 3 years later.

Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.

The President's very shrewd

I feel so guilty when I see orcas performing their stupid tricks in their little swimming pools, and when I see circuses or elephant abuse. I don't want to be in the same industry with these people.

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

It's so, so stupid what we do to ourselves because we're afraid. It's so stupid.

I am more stupid about some things than others; not equally stupid in all directions; I am not a well-rounded person.

I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to.

I'm definitely a guy that's done a lot of stupid s--- too. It happens.

More and more people now have jobs that require them to confront the risk of appearing stupid on a regular basis.

Everyone will think it's stupid!" "Everyone says it's impossible." Guess what? Everyone works in the balloon factory and everyone is wrong.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

Don’t be stupid, Jess.” – Abigail “Brains don’t exactly run in my family. Suicidal lunacy, on the other hand…” – Sundown

You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb

Don’t be stupid, Katra. Never speak in anger and never try to force your will onto someone else. You’ll never find peace in that. (Acheron)

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

What are you? Stupid? Of course they have a guard. What part of ‘You’re a prisoner’ did you miss? (Delphine)

I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)

You told me there wouldn’t be any Rod Serling voice-overs, yet here I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, and let me guess the title of it, Night of the Terminally Stupid! (Channon)

And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)

Power in the hands of the stupid is often a dangerous thing. Hitler proved it.

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks. "Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else.

The human mind is utterly stupid when it carries, quite willingly, the heavy burden of resentment.

Even The Impostors, as silly as it is, is a very intimate film, in a way.

It proved once again the theory that no security system is a match for a stupid employee.

Lots of white people think black people are stupid. They are stupid themselves for thinking so, but regulation will not make them smarter.

I'm before him on my knees, and he kisses me He assumes I lose my reason and I do. Men are stupid, men are vain, Love's disgusting, love's insane, A humiliating business-oh how true.

Sell stupid somewhere else--there's nothing better than that face!

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

I can imagine lyrics becoming better written by smart machines rather than stupid musicians. Songwriters generally have nothing to say. They may as well be replaced by machines.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.

Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

Stay stupid. Follow your unconventional crazy heart.

The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me?

You lit into me last night. You said what I did was stupid. - That's what my head said. But my heart... My stupid heart... Her voice broke. It was singing.

I want to live as long as possible, just to see how stupid it gets.

You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.