I Was Stupid Quotes

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Pray. Trust God. Enjoy life. Don't let the little things get you down.

Don't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

Love is being stupid together.

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

There is no adequate defense, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea.

It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last.

Don't live like there's no tomorrow, that's stupid. But live your life like it's a story that you would want to tell someone else. A little fun, a little exciting, a little sexy, and always off key.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.

If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on many different subjects, the confidentiality of the office of the president would always be suspect.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.

The interior of a teenager’s mind is an endless war between Stupid and Clever.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

Only dumb people are happy.

This act will leave a moral blot on his presidency

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

However stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man.

The essence of tyranny is the enforcement of stupid laws.

There is no idea so stupid or hackneyed that a sufficiently-talented writer can't get a good story out of it.

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years.

If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is.

Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men.

When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.

I'm a feminist. I've been a female for a long time now. It'd be stupid not to be on my own side.

Stupid — well, there are so many kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

Audiences may be stupid, but they are never wrong.

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

There is no sin except stupidity.

Everyone wants to play. They're just afraid of looking stupid. But you know what's stupid? Not trying. So just...try.

I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.

It's fool's gold if you are winning games and are not playing the right way.

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I'm not Brad Pitt.

You can be sincere and still be stupid.