I Was Stupid Quotes

I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.

I think every American actor wants to be a movie star. But I never wanted to do stupid movies, I wanted to do films.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

Photogenic is a stupid, nonsensical word, but it is also a great mystery.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

As a girl, I am this stupid, emotional, very loyal, sort of believe-in-values-and-principals sort of girl.

I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

I'm one of those people who can watch a stupid movie and end up crying.

I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!

If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.

Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.

The problem is that everybody treats teenagers like they're stupid.

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

You don't have to be brilliant. It's enough to become progressively less stupid.

Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown... they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!

That cotton trade was almost the deal breaker for me. It was at that point that I said, “Mr. Stupid, why risk everything on one trade? Why not make your life a pursuit of happiness rather than pain?

There are many really stupid ideas that wind up being brilliant, if you can implement them.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

The stupid thing about anger is how people hurt you and then you let them keep hurting you by being angry about how they originally hurt you. It’s a vicious cycle.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy.

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

What people commonly call Fate is, as a general rule, nothing but their own stupid and foolish conduct.

They misunderestimated me.

Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world.

I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid.

America is a hurricane, and the only people who do not hear the sound are those fortunate if incredibly stupid and smug White Protestants who live in the center, in the serene eye of the big wind.

My definition of stupid is wasting your opportunity to be yourself because I think everybody has a uniqueness and everybody's good at something.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.

Stupid criticism and still more stupid praise.

Wow. The guy can make me feel stupid even when he's telling me I don't have to let him make me feel stupid.

If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.

The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

I am for an art that takes its form from the lines of life itself, that twists and extends and accumulates and spits and drips, and is heavy and coarse and blunt and sweet and stupid as life itself.

The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.

What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition.

There are more fools in the world than there are people.

If people were not wicked I should not mind their being stupid; but, to our misfortune, they are both.

Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.