I Was Stupid Quotes

An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies... all the stupid men.

Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Racism is ignorant. And it's stupid. And it's old. And it's played out. So beat it already with that, you know what I mean? 'Let's all get along' - I'm so tired of that damn sentence, but it's true.

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

I'm not stupid. I can tell what's what.

If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

Life is tough pilgrim, it is even tougher if you're stupid

There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs.

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.

I don't think I've gotten any smarter, but your reflexes slow down before you do something stupid when you're older.

I think friendships are a lot more valuable than one job. If you're going to let it ruin that, then that's stupid.

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'

I've learned people are watching, so don't do nothing stupid.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.

Through care taken over trends, the desire to be novel and affectation knowledge, we repudiate our art, our instinct, our own way of doing things; it is absurd and stupid

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

Politics is the polite way of telling somone else they’re stupid.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

"No comment" is a comment.

I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.

What luck for rulers that men do not think.

The man who has never made a fool of himself in love will never be wise in love.

Giving others the freedom to be stupid is one of the most important and hardest steps to take in spiritual progress. Conveniently the opportunity to take that step is all around us every day.

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.

Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and pains.

It is spring time now! While the world looks for a new war to fight, you look for a cherry blossom to watch! Let the stupid seeks the violence; you seek the elegance!

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

There was never an idea started that woke up men out of their stupid indifference but its originator was spoken of as a crank.

Never tell anyone what you are going to do till you've done it.

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.

Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them.

A clone of Einstein wouldn't be stupid, but he wouldn't necessarily be any genius, either.