I Was Stupid Quotes

Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew--knew--that we're carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we're all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?

How could I have been so stupid to ignore everything I’d had in my life? The color red alone was worth kingdoms.

Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

It is dreadful how I miss you, and everything that everybody says seems flat and stupid.

Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid!

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.

From what I have observed, when the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of consequences. You don't have to be stupid to marry the wrong man.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy.

This book, 'Stupid White Men,' has sold now over four million copies worldwide. Probably about half of that may be in the U.S. and Canada, and the rest, overseas.

I always wanted to be an explorer, but - it seemed I was doomed to be nothing more than a very silly person.

[Chicago]: This vicious, stinking zoo, this mean-grinning, mace-smelling boneyard of a city: an elegant rockpile of a monument to everything cruel and stupid and corrupt in the human spirit.

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Will future ages believe that such stupid bigotry ever existed!

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

War is mankind's most tragic and stupid folly; to seek or advise its deliberate provocation is a black crime against all men.

If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it.

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.

I like people admitting they were complete stupid horses' asses. I know I'll perform better if I rub my nose in my mistakes. This is a wonderful trick to learn.

Somebody does somethin' stupid, that's human. They don't stop when they see it's wrong, that's a fool.

The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality.

Only stupid questions create wealth.

Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.

For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

I'm old, I'm young, I'm intelligent, I'm stupid. My tide goes in and out.

I don't think being angry is useful or healthy, and usually when I get angry, my brain just goes right out the window. Boom, as soon as the adrenaline hits, instant stupid. Just add water and mix.

If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, does that make you brave? No, I think that makes you stupid. I will never play without the mask again.

It is my belief that children are full of understanding and know as much as and more than adults, until they are about seven, when they suddenly become stupid, like adults.

In a free society, one does not have to deal with those who are irrational. One is free to avoid them.

A lot of comic actors derive their main force from childish behavior. Most great comics are doing such silly things; you'd say, 'That's what a child would do.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

People aren't stupid. I mean, people remember in 1990, the unemployment rate was 10 percent. Now it's 4 _ percent. We've got 1/4 million jobs that we've created.

Be brave. Don't be afraid to be stupid.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

People think I'm being stupid or false humble. It's not. I don't think I always fit in. Maybe it's a complex you get as someone who has always been fighting on the outside.

Stupidity always accompanies evil. Or evil, stupidity.

Do not ever say that the desire to 'do good' by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.

We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.

Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.

I had never done TV. I think it's a foolish medium for, most rock 'n roll music. Nobody ever comes off well on TV.

Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife, This simple boon I beg of Fate - A thousand years of Middle Life.