Ice Cream Quotes

There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate.

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.

Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality.

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.

You can show me some stick ice cream and I can tell you if it's good or not just looking at it.

I think all kids need snacks. Mine are fruit machines. I give them things like apple slices, berries and melon. Do I let them eat ice cream? Absolutely. But not every day.

Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I've got in my hand and rub it into his face. That's how much I like him.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste.

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.

Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla.

In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips.

I know I have to run 20 more minutes if I eat ice cream. Basically, I eat everything, but I just do more training.

Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.

I spent my summers in Connecticut scooping ice cream and babysitting.

Bows and flows of angel hair and ice cream castles in the air and feather canyons everywhere, I've looked at clouds that way.

Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may be no better for you than a snickers.

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.

When everyone has let you down... You still have ice cream.

Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they wish it was ice cream!

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.

It is easy to be liked when the world has no jagged edges, when life is electric blankets and peach ice cream. But to be beloved, a man needs a dragon.

In my films, all the great things are put together. It's not like one kind of ice cream but rather a very big Sundae.

I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables.

I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds.

Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.

Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.

It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good.

Well I took her over to a soda fountain over on Bo's She had an Ice Cream Sundae and a hot cup of Jo She leaned way back just to straighten up her hose Well the ice cream melted and the coffee froze.

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.

I don't always have the best eating habits. I like butter and ice cream. There are days when I should work out and I don't. But it's never too late to change old habits.

Ice cream is my comfort food.

Eating people is wrong...

My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.

Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?" Kylie asked. "Because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit.

I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the Dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice cream

You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do.

There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.