Ice Cream Quotes

You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time. Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on.

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

Having day dreams, tonguing you down with, uh, vanilla ice cream. Kissing on your thigh in the moon light, searching your body with my tongue girl all night.

I like playing make-believe. And my brothers do it with me, so its fun. Its almost better than chocolate ice cream.

My kids are normal. If they could eat burgers and fries and ice cream every day, they would. And so would I. But that doesn't sustain us.

When Tatiana looked up from her ice cream, she saw a soldier staring at her from across the street.

Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.

And we spend the rest of the evening getting very pissed and eating ice cream, as we always do when something good or bad happens to either one of us.

From the outside, my life may look chaotic, but inside I feel like some kind of monk licking an ice cream cone while straddling a runaway horse.

When I am full, I stop eating.

If I could lick the sunset, I'll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.

Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high tea, ice-cream cornet.

As a small child me and my pals fantasised about one day owning an ice-cream van. To have ice creams on demand would have been a dream come true.

Everybody likes to indulge in a bit of ice-cream and junk food. If you want to be a top player you've got to be sensible in terms of what you eat.

I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't finish in its entirety within 6 minutes.

We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

Do you have any bald ice cream?

Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again.

I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best. But I'm happy to eat anybody's ice cream, really. As long as it's good.

until you got ice cream spilled on you, you’re not doing field work

You can tell by the applause: There's perfunctory applause, there's light applause, and then there's real applause. When it's right, applause sounds like vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce.

I’d rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted.

Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends.

If you're sitting in front of the TV, you can't have ice cream. But if you're running around all day, then yeah, you can.

Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 - two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)

Being in a marriage and having children is the greatest pleasure, but it is certainly not the easiest pleasure. It is not like eating ice cream.

I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same way that running and competing makes me feel.

I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.

I love Hot Fudge Sundaes; I could die for Hot Fudge Sundaes.

Obviously, there has to be a profound change in direction. Otherwise, interest on the national debt will start eating up virtually every penny that we have.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

I came along at a time when the industry was eating its young.

The saying "the cherry on top" is only a good metaphor if the person listening or reading actually likes cherries on top of their ice cream.

In an interview, Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream. When he heard this, Chris Christie said 'Hey, she stole my speech.'

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.

Trying to defend religion by invoking science is like claiming that three plus four equals ice cream.

Taste is acquired. You may have to unlearn a taste for chocolate or ice cream.

You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.

Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.

My first job was scooping ice cream at Friendly's in Albany, New York. I hated the work, most of my colleagues, and the uniform, and I more or less lost my taste for ice cream permanently.

On the spending, don't forget bridges and roads. It's like puppies and ice cream - who doesn't like them?

The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.

Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

It's not a diet, it's a way of life that teaches you better skills. For years, I felt like I could never have ice cream, but now I can eat ice cream occasionally!