Idiot Quotes

There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.

Any idiot, any stockbroker can get out there and live out a fantasy and pretend like he's playing music. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot.

The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.

Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character.

Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.

I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will.

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

If you choose to become a smoker, you are an idiot, and you may lack the discipline and intelligence to be a successful entrepreneur.

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

With one long breath, caught and held in his chest, he fought his sadness over his solitary life. Don't cry, you idiot! Live or die, but don't poison everything.

If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!

Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot.

Any idiot can get on a treadmill and watch TV and then take great pride in the fact they've ‘exercised.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

If you believe that when the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, then you believe that creating wealth causes poverty, and you're an idiot.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job.

To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.'

Everyone but an idiot knows that the lower classes must be kept poor, or they will never be industrious.

What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying guns?

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.

I don't care about convincing the people who think I'm naive or an idiot. I'm interested in how do I inspire the people who are open-minded that there's a different way of seeing the world.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

Invest in businesses any idiot could run, because someday one will.

The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.

Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day.

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.

Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.

Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled.