Idiot Quotes

The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.

I never invite idiots to my house.

Life in itself / Is nothing, / An empty cup, a flight of uncarpeted stairs. / It is not enough that yearly, down this hill, / April / Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.

If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in line, let's make it fun for everybody.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I’ll do my best. But you’re right. We must rescue ourselves as best we can.

Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

Did you hear what this idiot just said!? He said it's not about the W...It's everything about the W with me!

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives.

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

This disease they call 'rap' - some kind of rhythmic pulse is going by, while some sociopathic idiot is belching out grade school poetry.

Who was the blundering idiot who said 'fine words butter no parsnips'? Half the parsnips of society are served and rendered palatable with no other sauce.

Why does man behave like perfect idiot? This is the problem I wish to deal with.

Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost.

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.

There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is idiot.

I don't care about convincing the people who think I'm naive or an idiot.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can dance to it, then that's all well and fine.

She didn't like the fact that she had reduced a man – no matter how evil he might be—to a drooling idiot.

I will not change. Because if you are successful and you change, you are an idiot.

For a while, I had this uncontrollable urge - this addiction to danger. Now I look back and I think, 'Gee, what an idiot. I was risking my life just for the sensation of it.'

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

She really did like me, the idiot.