Idiotic Quotes

Idiotic Quote of the day

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

Religious and racial persecution is moronic at all times, perhaps the most idiotic of human stupidities.

All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man.

I make mistakes. I say stupid things. I do idiotic things. And, quite frankly, I'm proud of them. Why not make mistakes?

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done.

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight, who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted.

HYPOTHESES: Evil is boring. Cynicism is idiotic. Fear is a bad habit. Despair is lazy. Joy is fascinating. Love is an act of heroic genius. Pleasure is our birthright. Receptivity is a superpower.

Some idiotic things are well worth doing.

As idiotic as optimism can sometimes seem, it has a weird habit of paying off.

The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.

I'd like to do something meaningful in the smallest ways, not just words or idiotic writing.

Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it.

I like idiotic comedies.

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

No one ever heard of the truth being enforced by law. When the secular is called in to sustain an idea, whether new or old, it is always a bad idea, and not infrequently it is downright idiotic.

You wanted happiness, I can’t blame you for that, and maybe a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy but tell me you love this, tell me you’re not miserable.

How idiotic civilization is! Why be given a body if you have to keep it shut up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?

Looking back, of course, it was irresponsible, mad, forlorn, idiotic, but if you don't take chances then you'll never have a winning hand, and I've no regrets.

To talk about photos rather than making them seems idiotic to me. It's as though I went on and on about a woman I adored instead of making love to her.

How could an idiotic universe have produced creatures whose mere dreams are so much stronger, better, subtler than itself?

Nothing could be more idiotic and absurd than the doctrine of the trinity.

I had a ludicrous childhood, but I feel that I was able to profit from a lot of the idiotic and unfortunate things that happened to me by turning them into fiction.

Reasonable orders are easy enough to obey; it is capricious, bureaucratic or plain idiotic demands that form the habit of discipline.

All human rules are more or less idiotic.

Languages that try to disallow idiocy become themselves idiotic.

It would seem that men always need some idiotic fiction in the name of which they can hate one another. Once it was religion. Now it is the State.

But the frat boys were all frivolous and idiotic in our minds now, a bunch of conformist fools going through the motions of hip.

We've been taught in America that big is best. That's why people have to believe that they must live in the greatest country in the world, which is absolutely idiotic.

I think there's almost nothing I can't excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.

I think it's too bad when teenagers become conformist in terms of fashion,because it's the ideal time to go off into your own crazy thing without looking completely idiotic.

You can be stupid once, but idiotic to do it again. I'll settle for being stupid.

I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.

There's no such thing as a war against terrorism. It's idiotic. These are slogans. These are lies. It's advertising, which is the only art form we ever invented and developed.

Liberals could live their whole lives never having to hear an actual conservative opinion other than the idiotic arguments written for conservative characters on Aaron Sorkin's little teleplays.

Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

We must reclaim and retake feminism from our fellow idiotic women.

Its going to seem idiotic to say this, but I think that at a given moment we all need a place to ourselves where we can refuge ourselves and cut ourselves off from the world.

To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that's really is idiotic

We journalists are never so idiotic as when we analyze things that we shouldn't be analyzing.

The world may think it idiotic, Nor care at all we're symbiotic, But I will say at once and twice: I find it nice. I find it nice.

All of a writer that matters is in the book or books. It is idiotic to be curious about the person.

I don't consider my marriages as failures! It's idiotic to assume that because a marriage ends, it's failed.

I have little belief in human progress. The human race is incurably idiotic. It will never be happy.

Reverse Darwinism: survival of the most idiotic.

[Love] is the type of disease that spares neither the intelligent nor the idiotic.

For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.