If I Could Quotes

What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must have been an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it.

He who could have been a torch and stoops to being a pair of jaws is a deserter.

Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.

I'd go without food if I could have a flower.

Somehow, something always happens just before things get to the very worst. It is as if Magic did it. If I could only just remember that always. The worse thing never quite comes.

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy waters, flamenco type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy

After a year's research, one realizes that it could have been done in a week.

If I could straighten it out (his golf swing), I'd be pitching at Dodger Stadium tonight.

There's no point dwelling on what might or could have been. You just have to go forward.

When you're young, you're very insecure. And if I could learn, if I could revisit my own past I could say to myself, don't think too much, just get on and do it.

Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it.

You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms

Ive always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.

Like Chekhov, I am a collector of souls... if I hadn't been an artist, I could have been a psychiatrist.

Forgiveness is giving up the hope that the past could have been any different, it's accepting the past for what it was, and using this moment and this time to help yourself move forward.

If Wenger had strengthened in the window, Arsenal could have been stronger

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

In the winter, I enjoy cross-country skiing and raising orchids and amaryllises. If I could grow tropical flowers as perennials, I would, especially hibiscus and mandavilla.

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!

I kept thinking how marvellous it would be if I could somehow tear my heart, which felt so heavy, out of my chest.

Silence is the perfectest herault of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much.

If I could dress anyone, I'd like to dress the Queen - she can handle anything. I'd put her in black - she never wears black - and add a little leather, maybe. A little rock n' roll.

If I could prescribe only one remedy for all the ills of the modern world, I would prescribe silence.

If I could live my life over again, there is one thing I would change. I would want to be able to eat less.

If I could make only one wish for a child, I'd wish him the quality of lovingness.

I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had.

I would be content being a housewife if I could find the kind of man who wouldn't treat me like one.

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.

I think good art, if I could be pretentious enough to say, I think good art deals with the micro to explain the macro.

If I could take my entire savings in place of something, I’d chose time.

If I could have done anything more, it would have been less

It was five, but it could have been six, seven or eight goals, in my opinion.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

I love who I am and I love my life, but if I could be someone else, I'd be Beyonce in two seconds.

If I could learn to treat triumph and disaster the same, then I would find bliss.

Im obsessed with the moon and space travel, so if I could incorporate that, Id love to go to space.

If I could always read, I should never feel the want of company.

Be great at what you do, and don't ever settle for mediocrity or else you will always wonder how great you could have been.

I don't think I could be a foot soldier. I don't know if I could take orders too good. I'm a little lazy.

If I had an extra 20 or 50 years physically, I could have been the dancer of my dreams. But I never became that dancer.

I think maybe, if I could be a Canadian super hero, I'd have some kind of freezing power and some sort of maple syrup weapon. Could be a little sticky.

If I could turn back time, I would tell myself that I'm beautiful every day, because we all are! And we need to start believing it!

If I could predict what my day would exactly look like, I would feel a little bit dead.

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

I was thrust into a really lofty, enviable, but isolated position with 'Princess Diaries' in that I could carry a film before I really knew if I could act.

Most failures could have been converted into successes if someone had held on another minute or made more effort.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

If I could undo what's been done, But I guess everyone is living, With water and bridges.