Insults Quotes

Am reading more of Oscar Wilde. What a tiresome, affected sod.

There is something silly about a man who wears a white suit all the time, especially in New York." (on Tom Wolfe)

An idiot child screaming in a hospital." (on George Bernard Shaw)

All raw, uncooked, protesting."(on Aldous Huxley)

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

...the only thing that could justify your continuing existence on the planet would be if you started breathing carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen.

She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

You're not interesting in the least, " she spat. "I don't need to be, " I smiled. "That's what you need...And you're welcome to it.

That's what you think of me, is it, girl?" said his lordship, a glint in his

. . . 'twill turn your eyeballs black and blue.

Injuries may be forgiven but not forgotten.

Lloyd George could not see a belt without hitting below it.

Macaulay is well for awhile but one wouldn't live under Niagara.

Woe unto you when all men shall speak well of you.

Young men soon give and soon forget affronts Old age is slow in both.

As long as there are readers to be delighted with calumny there will be found reviewers to calumniate.

He that flings dirt at another dirtieth himself most.

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

I'll give you an idea of what kind of a guy he was. St. Francis would have punched him in the mouth.

He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!

I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.

I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.

After a year of therapy my psychiatrist said to me "Maybe life isn't for everyone."

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load.

Every word she writes is a lie including and and the.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them Why can't he recall with equal skill All the times he told them!

I just thought you might like to know that I passed a kennel on the way to the game and your mother is all right.