Ironic Quotes

When I was a boy, unconsciously, spontaneously I learned the art of telling ironic stories.

I guess it's ironic. I just did the Gucci cologne ad, and I was the cologne thief in junior high.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!” he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler

Though collecting quotations could be considered as merely an ironic mimetism

Die on a hilltop... eyeing the crows... waiting for your lids to close... but you want to watch as they peck your flesh... Ironic that they go for the eyes first.

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves.

Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

I used to love Kurt Cobain, when he was telling people we're a pop band. People would laugh, they thought of it as good old ironic Kurt. But he wasn't being ironic.

To be honest, I don't watch a lot of TV. It's kind of ironic because I'm on TV.

I would say my work is anti-ironic.

It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief executioners.

Those who condemn the self-righteous for the sake of self-discovery do so with ironic self-righteousness.

Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was the belief in facts.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

The most ironic outcome of the black Civil Rights movement has been the creation of a new black middle class which is increasingly separate from the black underclass.

The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty.

It's ironic, but true, that in this age of electronic communications, personal interaction is becoming more important than ever.

It's so ironic that life is all about love, yet we live most of it either searching, never finding, or messing it up.

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time.

It's ironic, isn't it? Our goal was great. Our path was dark.

Memory is the residue of thought

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

It is not enough that your designs, nay that your actions, are intrinsically good, you must take care they shall appear so.

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.

I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.

I admit I keep a clichéd ironic distance with many things in the world, but Brooklyn is not one of them.

The surest sign that two people no longer speak the same language is that both say ironic things to one another but that neither senses the irony.

It's so ironic that you often hear these right-wing people talking about the Constitution.

It's ironic that Olympic spectators will never have seen Yiannis Kouros, the greatest Greek athlete since Pheidippides

A sharp sense of the ironic can be the equivalent of the faith that moves mountains. Far more quicky than reason or logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.

You grow, learn, and the more I can sit in silence and be comfortable with myself, the more I can make noise, as ironic and Zen Buddhist and satanic as it sounds!

It's also ironic that in the old days of tape and tape hiss and vinyl records and surface noise, we were always trying to get records louder and louder to overcome that.

It's really ironic that I won, because that's not the goal that I had in mind when I went out to skate.

It's ironic, but until you can free those final monsters within the jungle of yourself, your life, your soul is up for grabs.

It is so beautifully ironic that St. Francis - the great lover of animals - is now a pigeon's target in countless yards.

You can't always just put color filters in 80s aerobic videos or take stuff from public-access and look at it in this very ironic, self-conscious way. That only takes you so far.

It's ironic that this amazing invention of the Internet has made information gathering easier available than ever, but that this platform also helps spread misinformation.

Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror.

Travel at its truest is thus an ironic experience.

It is ironic that a nation that has never experienced a coup d'etat should be so obsessed with the idea of conspiracy.

That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

He had come to believe that life was a series of ironic ambushes. - Doctor Sleep

Ideas that spread win.

It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.