Irony Quotes

Insecurity is the lack of trust in your abilities and worth. When you enter into a secured state of consciousness, everything that helped boost your confidence will return.

I would die for you, my love—in old age.

Hey, GreenHollyWood the mistake was mine that I added you as a friend... I thought that you are my friend... but your irony doesn't end.

People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

Only in war does the madman become sane.

He won’t stop the war until you give him the peace prize.

Will you stay in Germany?''No. Somewhere different.''Like where?''Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe.

Sometimes it might be kinder to kill a man, than to take his dreams from him.

Every revolution starts with the aim to help the poor, but when the poor get it they forget who they were and become the new oppressors. The cycle goes on forever

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.

I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!

Whatever we may think of the merits of torturing children for pleasure, and no doubt there is much to be said on both sides, I am sure we all agree that it should be done with sterilized instruments.

It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel. -Anatole France, novelist, essayist, Nobel laureate (1844-1924)

An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper.

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Men weigh love with hands.

She walks in beauty.

Irony: When those who call others a 'threat to Christianity' reject the crucial tenets of their own faith themselves.

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Sarcasm is waster on the young.

A constant factor in human history is the need to protect oneself. Another factor is the urge to attack someone else.

The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.

Even the best-laid plans turn to hell when exposed to reality.

Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.

Fathers are ironic, they want democracy in their country but dictatorship in their home.

Irony of the world is that it wants to simplify the complexity and complicate the simplicity.

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.

I give away examples!

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

Who am I to judge me?

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

The old me is sure making things difficult for the current me.

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

His boat sank. They were all on his side.

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

The differences between women are all cosmetic.

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.