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The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.

Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

The IRS takes your money. Congress uses our money to arm our enemies. The IRS takes more of your money. Congress uses that money to fight the enemies Congress just armed.

The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it acts like a Gestapo preying upon defenseless citizens.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs).

1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress

No one in America fully understands the constantly changing Internal Revenue Code. Agents of the IRS do not, judges do not, congressmen do not, and most assuredly taxpayers do not.

Please understand what the IRS scandal is about: Using the government to shut down opponents

By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and replace them with nothing.

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.

Get rid of IRS; get rid of income tax; get rid of spending.

Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!

The United States has a system of taxation by confession

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.

Only in America does 'health' 'care' 'reform' begin with the hiring of 16,500 new IRS agents tasked with determining whether your insurance policy merits a fine.

It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.

While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than one account.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not.

I have not done anything wrong. I have not broken any laws. I have not violated any IRS rules or regulations and I have not provided false information to this or any other committee.

I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.

I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.

We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.

Low-income taxpayers deserve the same rights as everyone else. It was wrong of the IRS to target low-income taxpayers, and I am please by the decision to correct this unfair practice.

Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten

Nothing guarantees more applause and more support than the call to abolish the IRS.

The high-handed bureaucratic excesses of the IRS are a national disgrace ... riding roughshod over the taxpayers and making a joke out of our rule of laws.

There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

I get audited almost every year.And in a way, I should be complaining. I'm not even complaining. I don't mind it. It's almost become a way of life. I get audited by the IRS. But other people don't.

All we have to do now is to inform the public that the payment of social security taxes is voluntary and watch the mass exodus.

There are already current laws on the books and there are - and jurisdictions. The IRS can come in and do any kind of investigation of a person.

Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.

It's a game. We tax lawyers teach the rich how to play it so they can stay rich-and the IRS keeps changing the rules so we can keep getting rich teaching them.

I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

While you're alive, the IRS will attempt to take what you've made. When you're not, the IRS will attempt to take what it missed.

With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow others with a single growl. (Susan)