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Irs Quotes: "What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man."

What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.



Irs Quotes: "You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. Don't worry about paying more to the [IRS]. You aren't being taxed; you're taking a plunge on a fly-by-night stock issue."

You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. Don't worry about paying more to the [IRS]. You aren't being taxed; you're taking a plunge on a fly-by-night stock issue.




Irs Quotes: "The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget"

The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget



Irs Quotes: "Anybody who is familiar with the historical data from the IRS knows that raising income tax rates will likely actually reduce federal revenues."

Anybody who is familiar with the historical data from the IRS knows that raising income tax rates will likely actually reduce federal revenues.




Irs Quotes: "Obamas IRS is not the IRS Ive ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen."

Obamas IRS is not the IRS Ive ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.



Irs Quotes: "The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo' life!"

The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo' life!



Irs Quotes: "The real problem with the IRS is that they let General Electric not pay any taxes -- and 50 other corporations -- that's the real scandal."

The real problem with the IRS is that they let General Electric not pay any taxes -- and 50 other corporations -- that's the real scandal.




Irs Quotes: "The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form."

The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form.



Irs Quotes: "Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes both money orders and checks."

Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes both money orders and checks.



Irs Quotes: "We know the IRS has made clear there is no prohibition on releasing it when you're under audit."

We know the IRS has made clear there is no prohibition on releasing it when you're under audit.



Irs Quotes: "No matter what federal program one selects - Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the drug war, the income tax and the IRS, education, foreign interventions and wars - they are all a giant mess."

No matter what federal program one selects - Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the drug war, the income tax and the IRS, education, foreign interventions and wars - they are all a giant mess.



Irs Quotes: "Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS."

Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS.




Irs Quotes: "Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam."

Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.



Irs Quotes: "Warren Buffett's company reportedly owes the IRS a billion dollars in back taxes. When he said he wasn't paying enough taxes, he wasn't kidding."

Warren Buffett's company reportedly owes the IRS a billion dollars in back taxes. When he said he wasn't paying enough taxes, he wasn't kidding.



Irs Quotes: "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.



Irs Quotes: "Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world."

Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world.



Irs Quotes: "The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hotlines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly."

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hotlines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.



Irs Quotes: "In fact, presidents and vice presidents are automatically audited by the IRS, which hasn't stopped other chief executives from making them public."

In fact, presidents and vice presidents are automatically audited by the IRS, which hasn't stopped other chief executives from making them public.



Irs Quotes: "I've enjoyed much success. The IRS is always at my door, constantly."

I've enjoyed much success. The IRS is always at my door, constantly.



Irs Quotes: "Bringing the IRS to heel can start with re-energizing and expanding congressional investigations and holding accountable those responsible for the targeting and other abuses."

Bringing the IRS to heel can start with re-energizing and expanding congressional investigations and holding accountable those responsible for the targeting and other abuses.



Irs Quotes: "Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell the media where to ambush me before they tell me that the U.S. Attorney is suing me?"

Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell the media where to ambush me before they tell me that the U.S. Attorney is suing me?



Irs Quotes: "May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense."

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.



Irs Quotes: "Le de s ir de la prie' re est de j a' une prie' re. The wish for prayer is already a prayer."

Le de s ir de la prie' re est de j a' une prie' re. The wish for prayer is already a prayer.



Irs Quotes: "If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'"

If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'



Irs Quotes: "Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable."

Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.



Irs Quotes: "I should hex the IRS."

I should hex the IRS.