Jackasses Quotes

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You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.

Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas.

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.

The women take so little stock In what I do or say They'd sooner leave their cosseting To hear a jackass bray.

Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass.

Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives privileges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. Jackasses remain. Triumphant.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control.

A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.

Any jackass can talk about bombing Iran.