Jail Quotes

If a slave is unwilling to go with his new master, he is whipped, or locked up in jail, until he consents to go, and promises not to run away during the year.

What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?” That’s when you need a drink the most.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

What can I do if everyone from the president to a junior bureaucrat is dying to convict me. If I am such a criminal, what was I doing outside jail before my marriage to Benazir?

And don't worry, if I get thrown in jail in Manila, Beyonce will just bail me out. Sold out night 2 in the Philippines. I love it here!

Prison continues, on those who are entrusted to it, a work begun elsewhere, which the whole of society pursues on each individual through innumerable mechanisms of discipline.

I have nothing to lose by standing up and following my beliefs. So I'll go to jail, so what? We have been in jail for years.

With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail.

He was removed from jail and placed in a place for the insensitive and insane.

Every single person in jail for a violent crime had a nightmare childhood.

It's [Jail's] like being at school. Except you can't leave.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

I was in jail when Medgar Evers was murdered and nothing, I mean nothing has been done about that.

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.

If Mike Tyson is in your courtroom and you don't send him to jail, it's an injustice. Everyone knows he's a bad guy. So if he is in your courtroom, he should go to jail.

I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail.

Clinton has more important things to worry about. He not only risks being destroyed historically, like Afghanistan's Buddha statues; he also could end up going to jail.

You don't care if I'm guilty or not. You gonna make sure I go to jail for life.

Show me the prison, Show me the jail, Show me the prisoner whose life has gone stale. And I'll show you a young man with so many reasons why And there, but for fortune, go you or I.

I'd like to do things to make money to save myself but right now I can't do nothing. If they want to put me in jail, they can do that. It's kind of tough.

If you don't go to highschool you will definately go to jail.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail.

But the single overwhelming reason why jails are bursting is longer sentences given for more crimes.

Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail.

Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.

There are not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.

There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being his jail-keeper.

I'm gonna perform on one of the nights. Good clean fun; we're not going to jail. For the record.

To stand up for truth is nothing. For truth, you must sit in jail.

We are all serving a life sentence in the dungeon of the self.

He that is taken and put into prison or chains is not conquered, though overcome; for he is still an enemy.

I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.

Let me tell you something. Nobody goes to jail unless they want to. Unless they make themselves get caught. They don't have things organized.

If - you know, it seems to me that if we see Matt Cooper being carted off to jail today, a lot of people may find that, you know, a very upsetting thing.

It sounds kind of strange, but Jail time was almost a good experience for me.

I've never ever attacked someone who's been the victim who's been the victim of sexual abuse. Not only that, I've put people in jail who've been the victim of sexual abuse.

It costs $30,000 to $50,000 per year to send someone to jail. You don't have to pay so much to send someone to school at Johns Hopkins.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.

I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.

I was in chemical jail.

It's awfully easy to be in love in jail

In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged.

Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail.

..When I first heard Elvis' voice, I knew that I wasn't going to work for anybody ... hearing him for the first time was like busting out of jail

Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third party - the ones who say their gonna jail the bankers.

There is something fantastic about getting divorced. Everyone should do it to experience the extraordinary sense of freedom after being in marriage jail.

The letters from jail are always disconcerting.

I don't know if that comes in a number, I don't know if that comes in a plaque, I don't know what it is. If I can keep me and the crew around me happy, stable, and out of jail, then we good.

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.