Jasper Quotes
Jasper Quote of the day
I don't understand a thing about this world: about people, and why they do the things they do. The more I find out, the more I uncover, the more I know, the less I understand.
Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.
Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand
Losing someone close to you is more haunting than a life of cursed solitude.~The Moon Master
They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands
It wasn’t fair, he thought — Aaron having no family and Tamara having her scary family and now Jasper. Soon, there would be no one left for him to hate without feeling bad about it.
Cash is always the deciding factor in such matters of moral politics
Disappointment is part of parenthood, Jasper. The trick is learnin' to love your kids even when they disappoint you.
There were moments in a person's life that they would carry with them until their dying day, and Finely knew the moment Jasper's heart broke would be one of those for her.