Java Quotes
I think it would be a tragic statement of the universe if Java was the last language that swept through.
C++ and Java, say, are presumably growing faster than plain C, but I bet C will still be around.
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
I'm just an observer of Java, and where Microsoft wants to go with C# is too early to tell.
This evolution may compromise Java's claim of being simpler than C++, but my guess is that the effort will make Java a better language than it is today.
Java and C++ make you think that the new ideas are like the old ones. Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS.
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
I fear - as far as I can tell - that most undergraduate degrees in computer science these days are basically Java vocational training.
Sun Microsystems had the right people to make Java into a first-class language, and I believe it was the Sun marketing people who rushed the thing out before it should have gotten out.
However, when Java is promoted as the sole programming language, its flaws and limitations become serious.
Mark Hammond is working in this area, with Windows Scripting Host. It is definitely an area where Python fits almost perfectly. That's quite independent from Java, actually.
I think Unix is a great system - especially for running data centers - because it is very mature, very reliable, very scalable. But when I want to go out and populate small devices, I think Java.
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Travelers describe a tree in the island of Java whose pestiferous exhalations blight every tiny blade of grass within the compass of its shade. So it is with despotism.
(In response to Java) Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything we do at Microsoft has his head screwed on wrong.
While Microsoft does not share all of Oracle's ambitions for Java, we agree that it is a very valuable tool for software developers.
I love coffee, I love tea, I love the Java Jive, and it loves me. Coffee and tea and the Java and me, A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup.
If the pros at Sun had had a chance to fix Java, the world would be a much more pleasant place. This is not secret knowledge. It's just secret to this pop culture.
I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your platform.
It is said in Java that the tiger's hearing is so acute that hunters must keep their nose hairs cut lest the tiger hear the breath whistle through their nostrils.
C is declining somewhat in usage compared to C++, and maybe Java, but perhaps even more compared to higher-level scripting languages. It's still fairly strong for the basic system-type things.
I need some Starbucks. What about you? (Cassandra) Always game for java. Give me ground-up beans or give me death. (Katra)
Sitting in my favorite coffeehouse with a new notebook and a hot cup of java is my idea of Heaven.
When you write a program for Android, you use the Oracle Java tools for everything, and at the very end, you push a button and say, Convert this to Android format.
If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful?
Only if the human mind had a Garbage Collector.But then, do we know what references we still hold on?
