Jenny Lawson Quotes
Jenny Lawson Quote of the day
Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.
Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.
We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead.
It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.
Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.